The Label Maker - Quotes

Quotes

  • Kramer: We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it.
  • Jerry: So that's here?
  • Kramer: Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland.
  • Jerry (sounding like a child): I don't wanna be Switzerland. (referencing "The Puffy Shirt" and "The Mom and Pop Store"')


  • George: (after Jerry learns that the Drakes' wedding has been postponed, and he can use the Super Bowl tickets he had just given Whatley) So ask for the tickets back. He's gotta offer you some kinda grace period.
  • Jerry: (incredulous) Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of giving?


  • George: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.


  • George: Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?
  • Jerry: Who goes anywhere with Newman?!
  • George: Well...he's merry.
  • Jerry: (contemplates a moment) He is merry, I'll give him that.


  • Newman: I'm a little insulted, Jerry.
  • Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.


  • Jerry: (speaking about Tim Whatley) I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


  • Jerry: Hey! Isn't this Kramer's car? Hey, Cosmo! They're towing your car!
  • Kramer:(Kramer and Newman playing Risk) What? Hey! My Car! Aahhh! They're towing my car!
  • Newman: What are you doing?.
  • Kramer : I'm taking the board with me!
  • Newman: Hey!
  • Kramer:(Chasing after his car and being chased by Newman) My car! Hey! Wait a minute!


  • Jerry:(about Kramer and Newman) Oh, it's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.


  • Newman: Uh, I can't think! It's all this noise...
  • Kramer: Or is it because I've built a stronghold around Greenland, I've driven you out of Western Europe, and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation?
  • Newman: I'm not beaten yet! I still have armies in the Ukraine.
  • Kramer: (chuckling) The Ukraine? You know what the Ukraine is, it's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine...
  • Ukrainian passenger: I come from Ukraine; you not say Ukraine weak!
  • Kramer: Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal.
  • Ukrainian passenger: Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and smash it?! (slams fist on board, sending game tokens flying and terrifying Newman)
Seinfeld
Creators
  • Larry David
  • Jerry Seinfeld
Major writers
  • Larry David
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Larry Charles
  • Peter Mehlman
Main characters
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • George Costanza
  • Elaine Benes
  • Cosmo Kramer
Supporting characters
  • Newman
  • Ruthie Cohen
  • Frank Costanza
  • Estelle Costanza
  • Morty Seinfeld
  • Helen Seinfeld
  • Susan Ross
  • Uncle Leo
  • Jacopo Peterman
  • George Steinbrenner
  • David Puddy
  • Jackie Chiles
  • Kenny Bania
  • Justin Pitt
  • Mickey Abbott
Seasons
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  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
Related articles
  • List of Seinfeld minor characters
  • DVDs
  • Festivus
  • Kenny Kramer
  • Monk's CafĂ©
  • Awards and nominations
  • Seinlanguage
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • "Seinfeld" (Curb Your Enthusiasm episode)
  • The Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman

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