The Funniest Living American

Famous quotes containing the words funniest, living and/or american:

    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
    George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)

    I have no purpose to introduce political and social equality between the white and black races. There is a physical difference between the two, which, in my judgement, will probably for ever forbid their living together upon the footing of perfect equality; and inasmuch as it becomes a necessity that there must be a difference, I ... am in favour of the race to which I belong having the superior position.
    Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865)

    I’m not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!
    Donald Freed, U.S. screenwriter, and Arnold M. Stone. Robert Altman. Richard Nixon (Philip Baker Hall)