Famous quotes containing the words funniest, living and/or american:
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.”
—George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)
“The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully.”
—Eric Hoffer (1902–1983)
“What the vast majority of American children needs is to stop being pampered, stop being indulged, stop being chauffeured, stop being catered to. In the final analysis it is not what you do for your children but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful human beings.”
—Ann Landers (b. 1918)