The Framley Examiner - Contributors

Contributors

• Challenger Putney, a bespectacled reporter who enjoys reporting on stories featuring the Framley town council or the Mayor of Framley, William D'Ainty. He is especially suited to the job, since he lives with the Mayor and his wife.
• Katie Blirdsnest, a woman who runs a feature called "The Blirdnest Report" which takes a look at life in and around the Framley area. Her previous reports have included such topics as interviewing the man who swallows the tide to stop it from flooding Framley, and rolling down rubbish heaps with binmen. Her reports often contain the phrase "I couldn't believe my eyes!"
• Damiun Clavalier, bored son of international fridge magnate Garuth Clavelier, who writes ridiculous articles in the hope of being sacked.
• Adam Wrent, whose photo byline depicts him at the age of four.
• Taunton Mishap, whose trademark journalistic style is to miss the point of the story.
• Pigshit Nelson, a transgender who writes unintelligible sport reports.
• Bunco Booth, a journalist who is in love with Katie Blirdsnest.
• Beaky Coxwain, a possible lesbian who is also in love with Katie Blirdsnest
• Ursula Cloybeam, the Examiner's petty and vitriolic arts correspondent. Her reviews of local arts include a harsh review of a local school production of Julius Caesar. She is also apparently a member of the local secret society the Wripple Vetivers.
• Jesus Chigley, wrote the first article ever published in the Framley Examiner, and spends most of the time reminding his colleagues of this.
• Stan Rubbish, the Examiner's darts correspondent.
• Bowery Tarpaulin
• Pharaoh Clutchstraw, science expert.
• Arcady Belvedere, writes about local history that only he seems to remember or care about.
• Odgar Cushion (deceased), a reporter of uncertain age who wrote the We'll Fancy That column, until his death sometime between 1994 and 2012 when the column was inherited by his son, Odnald.
• Arbroath Smokie
• Oliver Singultus-Hiccup, motoring reporter.