Running with Scissors may refer to:
- Running with Scissors (memoir), a 2002 book by Augusten Burroughs
- Running with Scissors (film), a 2006 film based on Augusten Burroughs' memoir
- Running with Scissors (album), 1999 album from "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Running with Scissors (poetry anthology), a 2001 poetry anthology edited by Canadian writers Andy Brown and Meg Sircom
- Running with Scissors, Inc., a U.S. video game developer
- "Running with Scissors", an episode from the third season of the Sex and the City
Famous quotes containing the words running with and/or running:
“If the barricades went up in our streets and the poor became masters, I think the priests would escape, I fear the gentlemen would; but I believe the gutters would simply be running with the blood of philanthropists.”
—Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874–1936)
“You know what I like about your program? Even when I’m running the vacuum, I can understand it.”
—Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1909–1993)