Episodes
# | Episode title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date |
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1 | "Pilot" | Ted Wass | Story by: Shaun Cassidy & Ed Yeager Teleplay by: Marsh McCall & Ed Yeager |
July 21, 2009 |
In the series opener, teenage Ruby (Alexa Vega) reconnects with her dad, David (David Cassidy), a pop star whose heyday was in the 1980s. David then seeks out his estranged brother and former bandmate, Patrick (Patrick Cassidy), who's now a suburban dad from whom David needs helps. Songs Featured: "Lost in Your Own Life" (studio version) by Ruby, "Lost in Your Own Life" (acoustic version) by Jordan and "Only a Dream Lasts Forever" by The Rockits. |
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2 | "Save the Last Dunce for Me" | Asaad Kelada | Shaun Cassidy & Marsh McCall | July 28, 2009 |
David is a no-show at the father-daughter dance that Ruby helped organize at school. Title's Song Reference: "Save the Last Dance for Me" by Ben E. King and The Drifters Songs Featured: "The Way It's Gonna Be" by Ruby and "Chunnel of Love" by The Rockits |
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3 | "Do You Want Me to Blow a Secret?" | Ted Wass | Larry Reitzer | August 4, 2009 |
Jordan asks Ruby for a ride home from a keg party, but the only vehicle available is Patrick's new car, which Ruby is not allowed to drive. She decides that it is more important to help Jordan than to listen to the rules. The next morning Patrick is upset because he thinks David drove his car, due to alcohol smell and the drivers seat is meant to fit a person in a smaller size. Ruby convinces David to take the blame for Jordan and her. He apologizes to Patrick, and Patrick forgives him. Later, they watch David's interview. Upon describing Ruby, he says she a rebel, and a crazy person just like he was/is. He then proceeds to go into detail of how she stole his brothers car and saved her drunk cousin. Patrick ends up grounding Jordan for three weeks, Ruby for one. Guest Star: Arden Myrin as Erica Title's Song Reference: "Do You Want to Know a Secret" by The Beatles Songs Featured: "Forever Your Song" by Ruby |
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4 | "It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To" | Asaad Kelada | Lesley Wake | August 11, 2009 |
Ruby throws a party to impress some new classmates, but David throws a bash that outshines hers. Elsewhere, Patrick and Audie embark on a weekend getaway, but end up mad at each other when they share a secret. Audie's secret is that she had kissed David before Patrick, thus making Patrick mad. When he gets over it, she asks what his secret might be, and it is implied that he had kissed one of her cousins at a Christmas party. Guest Star: Khalil Kain as Crayton Jones Title's Song Reference: "It's My Party" by Lesley Gore Songs Featured: "Too High a Price" by Ruby and "Let's Make Love" by David |
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5 | "Papas Don't Preach" | Leonard R. Garner, Jr. | Hugh Webber | August 18, 2009 |
Ruby wants to date an older guy, and David and Patrick have opposing views on the matter. David then sneaks Ruby out through her bedroom window. While on her date Jordan shows up and he and Ruby's date start to argue, but it is then revealed that her date is gay and didn't think it was a date in the first place. Guest Star: Jake Sandvig as Nils Note: This was the only episode that was rated TV-14. Title's Song Reference: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna Songs Featured: "Possibilities" by Ruby and Jordan |
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6 | "Hot for Spanish Teacher" | Millicent Shelton | Julie Ann Larson | August 25, 2009 |
Ruby's not pleased when David goes out with her Spanish teacher. Meanwhile, Jordan and Ben earn some cash by serving as tour guides for Rockits fans. Guest Star: Alex Meneses as Ms. Vanessa Vasquez Title's Song Reference: "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen Songs Featured: "Forever Your Song" (instrumental) |
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7 | "We Are Family?" | Steve Zuckerman | Kirk J. Rudell | September 1, 2009 |
David invites a magazine reporter to accompany him and Ruby on a day they spend bonding. Elsewhere, Jordan wants to know if Ruby is indeed David's offspring, so he tries to obtain DNA samples from them. Guest Star: Alan Ruck as Martin Title's Song Reference: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge Songs Featured: "When I Close My Eyes" by Ruby |
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8 | "We Aren't the Champions" | Leonard R. Garner, Jr. | Lesley Wake | September 8, 2009 |
Patrick becomes the coach of Ruby's soccer team, while David takes a creative approach to mentoring Jordan in songwriting. Title's Song Reference: "We Are the Champions" by Queen Songs Featured: "Life I Love You, Not" by Jordan and "Humming Medley" by the Cast |
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9 | "50 Ways to Heave Your Mother" | Fred Savage | Marsh McCall | September 15, 2009 |
Ruby meets David and Patrick's mother (Shirley Jones), who's unreceptive to Ruby's attempts at bonding and asks Ruby not to call her "Grandma." Title's Song Reference: "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon |
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10 | "Smells Like Teen Drama" | Leonard R. Garner, Jr. | Karen DiConcetto & Rochelle Zimmerman | September 22, 2009 |
Ruby gets mad at Jordan when he starts dating her best friend Kristen (Lucy Hale). Meanwhile, David and Patrick teach Ben how to defend himself against a bully at school, the dad and the uncle lie and teach Ben how to fight the bully, he ends up winning. It turns out the bully is a girl. Title's Song Reference: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana |
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