Player Nicknames
| New South Wales State of Origin Player Nicknames | ||
|---|---|---|
| Player name | Roy and HG nickname | Reason for nickname |
| Jamie Ainscough | The Cough Drop | A play on the pronunciation of Ainscough's surname. He was also called 'the prettiest sight in rugby league,' due to his bizarre running style. |
| Braith Anasta | The Black Hole | Roy and HG noted during one match that Anasta's effectiveness in the New South Wales defence was like a hole that Queensland players could break through with little trouble. |
| Braith Anasta | Death and Poison | A nickname picked up during the 2007 origin series. Anasta made several errors with the ball, after which Roy and HG suggesting that everything he touched turned to Death and Poison. |
| Braith Anasta | The Car Horn | Given to Anasta during the 2007 series, as Roy and HG point out, the horn doesn't do anything for the car except make noise. |
| David Barnhill | Mockers | To "put the mocker on someone" is to similar to a curse or a bad luck wish. Roy and HG named Barnhill "Mockers" because of the numerous losing grand final teams he had been a part of. |
| Greg Bird | Tweet Tweet | Occasionally named Tweet Tweet because of his last name "Bird." |
| Greg Bird | The Personality | For growing a moustache and therefore having more personality than anyone else on the field |
| Tim Brasher | The boy/man on the bike | Brasher entered first grade whilst still at school. |
| Danny Buderus | Butterball Buderus | Possibly because of his poor ball handling in a State of Origin match. |
| John Cartwright | The Burning Map | The TV series Bonanza, whose protagonists were the Cartwright family, featured a burning map in its intro sequence. |
| Matt Cooper | The Brown Polish | Cooper was tackled several times in the first and second games of 2007 on top of some of the advertising paint on the playing field, most of which was black or red in colour, causing Cooper's face and legs to get covered in a black/red/brown "polish." Most of the other players ended up with this as well. This nickname also alludes to the coaching polish put on Cooper by his St George-Illawarra club coach Nathan Brown. |
| Laurie Daley | Tooley | In reference to an alleged dressing room incident following the Canberra Raiders' first grand final win in 1989, where Daley celebrated by allegedly popping his own "magnum" of champagne, in full view of his team mates and then Prime Minister Bob Hawke. "Tool" is a slang word used often by Roy and HG for penis. |
| Jim Dymock | The Doctor's Feet | Derived from his silky, delicate, albeit slow footwork on the field. |
| Ben Elias | Backdoor Benny | Often shortened to just "The Door." 1. Benny Elias occasionally attempted to pass the ball behind his back, or "through the back door," with mixed success. 2. This nickname alludes to Benny's alleged sexual predilections. |
| Ben Elias | The Crimean War look | During a 1990s State of Origin appearance, Backdoor Benny suffered a nasty head gash during the game which required a bandage. By the end of the game, the wound was so bad that a lot of blood had seeped through the bandage and was all over his face and jersey. The Blues ended up winning the game and Elias's mother ran on the field to congratulate him. This post-match hug resulted in his mother being covered in blood also. The Roy and HG nickname is derived from Elias's appearance more resembling a warring soldier than a sportsman. |
| Andrew Ettingshausen | The Nudist | After nude pictures taken of "ET" in the shower were published by Blue Magazine, Ettingshausen sued for invasion of privacy. Also referred to as The Flathead in response to the nude dressing room photo. The flathead fish observed from above is said to have a similar profile to a man's penis. |
| Brad Fittler | Adolf | When spoken, "Adolf" Fittler sounds much like Adolf Hitler. This nickname was only used for a short period of time towards the end of Fittler's career by Roy and HG, although it was in fact a nickname in use for him by teammates before "Freddy" overtook it. |
| Brad Fittler | Captain in a cab | While captaining New South Wales, Fittler was found unconscious and incoherently drunk in front of a police station, unable to communicate his name or address. After three hours he was sober enough to remember his address and he was loaded into a cab by police officers. |
| Craig Fitzgibbon | Raw Bones | Named because of his bald head and thin bony physique, resembling a skeleton. |
| Bryan Fletcher | Old Man River | The nickname was given as a reference to his age, being one of the oldest players on the team. |
| Mark Gasnier | Fire Up Bitch! | Gasnier was fired from the 2004 New South Wales State of Origin team for leaving an obscene voice mail message on a woman's mobile phone after a 'bonding session'. The transcript of the phone message is as follows:
"Where the fuck are you? There's four toey humans in the cab with sausages ready to spurt sauce. It's 20 to four...and you're in bed, fuck me. Fire up, you sad cunt." Roy and HG also shorten this nickname to variations such as "the F.U.B.," "fubby" and "the fubster." |
| Mark Gasnier | Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh! | From an NRL Pog describing Gasnier's step maneuver as the Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh. |
| Mark Geyer | The Tap | He can run hot and cold, or "turn it on" i.e. on-field violence. By extension, Geyer's younger brother Matt is "Tap II." |
| Kurt Gidley | Giddy-up Gidley | The younger brother of Matthew Gidley, and has had the nickname handed down to him. |
| Kurt Gidley | Newcastle's finest slicer | Often shortened to just 'The Slicer.' Named after one particular match where Kurt constantly broke or 'sliced' through Queensland's defensive line. |
| Matthew Gidley | Giddy-up Gidley | See above. |
| Ryan Girdler | 'No Sex Please' I'm Ryan Girdler | Often shortened to No Sex Please. A reference to the play No Sex Please, We're British. Taken from Girdler's reluctance on The Footy Show to interact with any females, when engaged to be married (Girdler ended up not marrying). |
| Craig Gower | The man in the taxi | After Gower was involved in an off field incident involving a taxi. |
| Jarryd Hayne | Hip Head Hayne | In the 2008 State of Origin Hayne was briefly knocked out because he hit his head against another player's hip. |
| Terry Hill | Fizzer | During a particular game, Roy and HG noted how most plays involving Terry Hill "fizzed out" due to factors such as his poor ball-handling skills. From that point onwards he was dubbed "Fizzer Hill," with the pair shouting "FIZZ! FIZZ! FIZZ!" whenever he was passed the ball. During his final appearances for New South Wales, the older Hill was lampooned by Slaven for being "too old, too slow, too stupid" whenever he was brought into play. Slaven and Nelson surmised that Hill wasn't in the New South Wales side for his sporting talent, but rather for his personal qualities (calling him "the funniest man in rugby league"). In his 1996 book Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice, HG Nelson mused "imagine the mayhem the world would have to endure if Terry couldn't find an outlet for his enthusiasm in the League." |
| Terry Hill | The Lobster Fisherman/Lobster Expert | Derived from an incident after his playing days when Hill was caught stealing lobsters from pots that didn't belong to him, resulting in Hill facing the Magistrates Court. |
| Nathan Hindmarsh | Money Box Man | This nickname is drawn from the term 'coin slot' to describe an 'arse crack' or buttock cleavage. Hindmarsh's shorts would often be worn low, with his coin slot exposed to the TV cameras. |
| John Hopoate | Stinkfist | Although he was described by a 2005 newspaper story as "the most suspended player of the modern era", Hopoate is best known for the incidents that lead to his sacking from the Wests Tigers in 2001. During a 2001 match against the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate attempted to insert his finger into the anuses of Paul Bowman and Glenn Morrison in an effort to unsettle them. This incident, and the following rugby league judiciary decision to ban him for 12 weeks, was widely publicised by the sporting and mainstream media and left Hopoate humiliated. The Roy and HG nickname is drawn from the 1996 Tool song "Stinkfist" and is a result of Roy and HG asking their listeners what his boxing name should be (as he left rugby league to pursue a career in boxing). "Stinkfist" (often shortened to "Stinky") is one of the suggestions. Another was "Dr. Digit." |
| Rodney Howe | Needles/The Chemist | In 1998, Howe was suspended for 22 weeks for using a prohibited steroid in the treatment of a leg injury. |
| Andrew Johns | The Unmade Bed | Roy and HG once read a feature story which detailed some of Johns' on-tour habits. Specifically, the article mentioned Johns' technique of going to bed fully dressed in his traveling clothes following a late night out on the town. This allowed him to get an extra 15 minutes sleep the next morning, although his crumpled clothes took upon an "unmade bed" appearance for the following day. Whilst playing in the 1997 Grand Final with a punctured lung, he was also granted the name "One Bung Lung." Was also called 'the third chair' - reference to band Silverchair from Newcastle. |
| Ben Kennedy | The President | The nickname was given after a comment made by Slaven or Nelson remarking how much Kennedy looks like his namesake, former US President John F. Kennedy. In reality the burly, bald-headed Kennedy looks nothing like JFK, but Roy and HG ran with this joke by making references to Air Force One and The White House when Kennedy had possession of the ball. Other nicknames include "Ken Bennedy" and "Dead Kennedy" (in reference to the punk band Dead Kennedys). |
| Glenn Lazarus | The Brick With Eyes | The nickname is because of Glenn's large, solid physique. Roy and HG have also called him "Dr Death." The United Kingdom's The Sun newspaper once got this name wrong and called him "The Brick with Ears." |
| Adam MacDougall | Mad Dog MacDougall, Drugs | Was referred to as "Drugs" after testing positive to performance enhancing drugs in 1998. |
| Willie Mason | The Brains Trust | The nickname originated in the aftermath of the 2004 Canterbury Bulldogs sex scandal, in which Mason was labeled a central figure. His club later claimed that Mason has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). . After his move to the Sydney Roosters, also labelled the New face of the Eastern Suburbs. |
| Steve Menzies | Beaver | A name given to Menzies by his team names possibly due to his long nose. Other Roy and HG name variations include "Beav" and "The Flying Beaver." Having played professional rugby league since 1993, the 2000s saw the duo making exaggerated references to Menzies' age, such as calling him "Methuselah" and claiming he was around 800 years old and had made 400 origin appearances. |
| Mark O'Meley | Dencorub Man | A reference to the rumour that O'Meley rubbed Dencorub (a deep heat cream) on his bald head before the game to fire himself up. More recently they have referred to him as "Mad Dog O'Meley" in the absence of Adam MacDougall. |
| Anthony Minichiello | The Count | Presumably because of his facial resemblance to Count von Count from Sesame Street. |
| Steve Mortimer | The Prince of Darkness | A play on his sinister appearance and demeanour. |
| Michael O'Connor | Tiberius | In reference to his nickname, "Snoz," and the famous Roman nose. |
| Tommy Raudonikis | Pronounced "Ra-donny-kiss", Roy and HG render Tommy's name as "Raw-don-neek-us", which they claim to be the correct Greek pronunciation. Raudonikis is Lithuanian. Also known as "Tom Tomato" due to his tomato-growing prowess. | |
| Steve Roach | Blockhead | A variation of his normal nickname, "Blocker." |
| Ian Roberts | "Totally" Ian Roberts | Named after a fictitious fashion label that Slaven and Nelson invented for the well dressed, homosexual Ian Roberts. |
| Paul Sironen | The Buttocks | Sironen's short shorts made his buttocks look quite prominent. Another memorable feature of the commentary was HG saying "don't the poms hate Sirro, Roy?" - a reference to the fear he struck in the Englishmen when representing Australia. |
| Jason Stevens | Stupid Stevens | A crude nickname which was used after Stevens made a number of mistakes in a match. |
| Jason Stevens | Praise the Lord Pastor Stevens | A reference to his Christian faith. |
| Brett Stewart | The Try-scoring Wizard | Due to his impressive performance in scoring a try in his debut match in 2007. The name is taken from his NRL Tazo. This is sometimes shortened to "The Wizard" or interchanged with "The Try-scoring Machine." He was also lampooned during the 2008 Origin series for failing to break tackles, something he is ordinarily a master of. |
| Timana Tahu | Tim Tam Tahu | Named after the Australian chocolate biscuit brand, Tim Tams. |
| Shaun Timmins | Tea bag Timmins | Named so due to the phonetic sound of Timmins and its similarity with Tea bag. |
| Anthony Watmough | Sponge-kiss | During his first Origin appearance in game 1 2005 Watmough was used only sparingly off the bench and played little game time. He also had a very little impact in the second row. After the game he was dropped and replaced by Steven Menzies. Ever since that poor performance Roy and HG have dubbed him the Sponge Kiss to signify his lack of impact. |
| Rod Wishart | The fastest man in league | Made after Wishart, a winger, was chased down by the 'Ungrateful Head,' a front row forward, after breaking away. Roy and HG also suggest that people should 'put the kettle on' or 'put the cat out' when Wishart gets the ball - implying that nothing happens when Wishart is in possession. |
| Craig Young | Constable Craig, Fat Albert | Contable Craig is a reference to his employment in the New South Wales police force. "Fat Albert" results from combining his actual nickname "Albert" with his girth, and the resulting facial resemblance to the cartoon character of the same name. |
| Queensland State of Origin Player Nicknames | ||
|---|---|---|
| Player name | Roy and HG nickname | Reason for nickname |
| Gary Belcher | Snakey Substances | In reference to Belcher's running style, which would often be used to slide through the opposition's defensive line in a snake-like manner. |
| Steven Bell | Ding Dong Bell | Named as so because Bell's ring. |
| Wayne Bennett | Skeletor | Perceived by many to look like the character. |
| Petero Civoniceva | Fridge and a freezer | Rhyming slang with Petro's actual surname. Roy and HG also usually intentionally mispronounce his name as "siv-ee-ya-see-na," and sometimes introduce other variations such as Petrol SeventyCentsALitre and Petero SecondReceiver. Also "The Rear Admiral," from his habit of turning his back to the defensive line when he is about to be tackled. |
| Petero Civoniceva | The Second Keel | Reference to Steven Price's nickname of the pair being the direction of the Queensland pack. |
| Mark Coyne | The two dollar coit | A play on his surname's pronunciation, coit is another slang term used by Roy and HG to mean anus. His older brother Peter Coyne has been referred to as 'one dollar coit.' |
| Michael Crocker | Betty Crocker | Reference to the fact that his last name is shared by the famous cookbook brand. |
| Brett Dallas | Debbie Does | Named after the 1978 pornographic film Debbie Does Dallas. |
| Brett Dallas | The Grassy Knoll | US President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in the US city of Dallas. One of the conspiracy theories going around was that the shot was fired from behind a grassy knoll close to the motorcade route. Dallas also had a habit of bursting into the open out of nowhere, a fact which Roy and HG claim is similar to the unexpected nature of Kennedy's assassination. |
| Greg Dowling | Dish-head Dowling, Wing-nut Dowling | The name 'Dish-head' implies that Greg Dowling's face is concave as his nose has been broken. The name 'Wing-nut' refers to the fact that Greg Dowling has large ears. |
| John Doyle | Roy | John Doyle is the real name of the actor behind the Roy Slaven character, so the duo nicknamed the rugby league player accordingly. |
| Andrew Gee | Due to his age, Roy and HG would often refer to him as being "older than his grandpa." | |
| Trevor Gillmeister | Chock-a-Block full of the angry pills | Gillmeister was a player who seemed especially fired up around Origin time, and Roy and HG's explanation for this was the consumption of "angry pills" in the dressing room just before kick-off. |
| Michael Hancock | Three knees | Roy and HG hypothesised that Hancock used his large "middle leg" to his advantage in the game of rugby league, such as slowing play-the-balls by holding down opposition players with it when making tackles. He was also sometimes referred to as 'tripod.' |
| Michael Hancock | The Labrador | Because he was always bludging on the blind. |
| Ben Hannant | The Ambitious Walk | HG often comments that Hannant is a very slow runner. When Hannant takes a hit-up HG will often comment "God he's slow isn't he?" Variations of the nickname include The Ambitious Walker and The Hiker. |
| Paul Hauff | The Clip Clop Club | Nickname derived from pronunciation of his surname (i.e. horse hoof). |
| Tony Hearn | The Penalty Puller | Roy and HG regarded Hearn as a player who frequently faked injury to fool the referee into penalising the New South Wales team. To this day, Roy and HG refer to Hearn as a mentor-like figure who coaches young players how to best 'pull penalties' in State of Origin matches. |
| Ben Ikin | Tina Turner | Derived from the homophonic qualities of 'Ikin' and 'Ike & Tina Turner'. |
| Adrian Lam | "Baa baa" Lam | Named Baa baa due to Lam being his last name. |
| Martin Lang | The Ungrateful Head | The head of Martin Lang, who ran with an erratic style, would be violently and spectacularly whiplashed backwards after a collision with a tackling opponent. |
| Allan Langer | Deborah Kerr | Actress Deborah Kerr starred opposite Yul Brynner in the 1956 film The King and I. This nickname is derived from Allan Langer's on-field partnership with Broncos / Maroons five-eighth Wally Lewis, who was nicknamed "The King." The duo often referred to Lewis as "K.W. Lewis." |
| Gary Larson | The Far Side | Rugby league player Gary Larson shares the same name as the cartoonist responsible for the popular strip The Far Side. |
| Darren Lockyer | Silk | Reference to Lockyer's ability to glide smoothly through the defensive line. |
| Mal Meninga | Chicken George | Reference to the character Chicken George Moore from Alex Haley's Roots. |
| Adam Mogg | Moggball | Adam Mogg's debut origin match was the second game of the 2006 series, which was being played at the same time as the soccer World Cup. Adam Mogg scored two tries in an unexpected Queensland thrashing which led Roy to declare "you can talk about Wogball, but this is Moggball." |
| Julian O'Neill | The Poo in the Shoe | O'Neill, who has a history of off-field misconduct, including two DUI charges and urinating under casino blackjack tables on two separate occasions, was involved in a 1999 pre-season incident which led to his South Sydney Rabbitohs being banned from a Dubbo hotel. Following years of personal and professional turmoil, O'Neill trashed the Dubbo hotel room by smearing the walls with faeces. A direct quote from the horse's mouth describing a further bad deed from the night was "hey Schlossie, I just shat in your shoe." |
| Julian O'Neill | The Golden Shower Boy | Used in reference to O'Neill's urinating under a Jupiter Casino card table on two occasions. |
| Robbie O'Davis | Roids O'Davis | So named after O'Davis was suspended for 22 weeks early in his career after it was discovered he had used anabolic steroids. |
| Steve Price | Price Attack | Named after the Australian discount haircare and beauty chain, Price Attack, Roy and HG would make the "woo woo woo!" noise of a storefront siren whenever Price would take a hit up. |
| Steve Price | The Keel | Roy and HG hailed Steven Price as the direction of the Queensland pack, and later awarded Petero Civoniceva with the title of second keel. The pair lamented that NSW would have no keel while Queensland had two. |
| Wendell Sailor | Dell | Also, at one time, Roy and HG would shout "HELLO SAILOR!" every time Wendell was passed the ball. |
| Clinton Schifcofske | Shkkkkkk | Just about everyone in Australian rugby league media pronounces Schficofske's name differently, and few get it correct (it's actually Shif-oss-key) and his nickname was a play on this. Roy and HG also deliberately mispronounce his name "Shiv-cough-skee." |
| Dale Shearer | The 180B Man | Named after a late 70s model of car, Roy and HG would remark how Shearer "offers so many options on the park he's like a Datsun 180B." An extension of this joke was that Shearer offered "too many options," which led to no action because of indecision. |
| Matt Sing | On song | Named so due to his last name Sing. |
| Darren Smith | Cheese and Chives | Smiths Chips is a large manufacturer of potato chips in Australia. |
| Jason Smith | Salt and Vinegar | Jason Smith is the brother of Darren Smith (see above). |
| Dan Stains | The underpants | Roy and HG began calling Dan Stains "Underpant Stains" after suggesting that no matter how The Blues might wash, they just can't get those Dan Stains out. This was soon shortened to "The Underpants." |
| Brent Tate | "Show us ya date" Tate | Roy and HG were instrumental in popularising the usage of the slang term 'date,' which means anus. After being tackled, Tate occasionally rises to play the ball after lying on his back with his legs open and inadvertently pointing towards the camera. After scoring two tries in the third 2003 State of Origin match, Roy and HG proclaimed "everybody's talking Tate!" This would prove to be a popular phrase which would be modified to "nobody’s talking Tate" during less impressive performances. |
| Brad Thorn | Thorn in the side | A reference to his last name. |
| Lote Tuqiri | Plum Daiquiri | A nickname derived from Lote's unusual Fijian surname. Another version is "Strawberry Daiquiri." |
| Kerrod Walters | Prune | Named because of his squashed facial features. |
| Kevin Walters | Kumquat | The brother of Kerrod Walters (see above), Kevin's nickname also was derived simply because of his warped facial features. |
| Steve Walters | Quince | The brother of Kerrod and Kevin, completing the fruit motif. |
| Shane Webcke | BigPond | Telstra BigPond is a popular web provider in Australia. |
In addition to the players, Roy and HG frequently refer to two former top grade referees: Kelvin Jeffes and Moghseen Jadwat, ironically describing them as the two best officials ever to grace the sport (actually, Jadwat's top-grade career was decidedly short (1997-8), whilst Jeffes has only controlled one Origin fixture). This is in contrast to Roy and HG's typical opinions of refereeing staff (e.g. Bill Harrigan, which is often vocally critical beyond the norm for sports commentators.
Read more about this topic: Roy And HG's State Of Origin Commentary
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