Ron Sparks (comedian) - Video On Trial

In newer episodes of Video on Trial he is listed as having fake occupations instead of just "comedian". He has been billed as such things as (in order of use):

• a handsome bachelor
• a movie star
• a hand model
• a member of the Justice League
• the president of the Shawn Desman Fan Club (an in-joke, as Ron often makes fun of Desman)
• a Man About Town
• a Ghost Whisperer
• a haberdasher
• a vampire hunter
• the inventor of techno music (during an episode featuring a techno music video)
• a Crocodile Hunter
• a Ninja Assassin
• a macaroni artist
• a non-union stunt man
• star of "Sorority Shootout"
• a birdhouse architect
• "Not Cool in the '80s" (During the "80s Supertsars" episode)
• Santa's Biggest Elf (During the "Holiday Crap" episode)
• Benson's Butler (Totally 80s Video on Trial)