Ron Carey (actor) - Movie and TV Quotes

Movie and TV Quotes

• "I got it, I got it, I got it ... I ain't got it." (from High Anxiety)
• "Only the best gig in town that every stand-up philospher, including Socrates, would die for! ... Believe it or not, you are going to play Caesar's Palace. : "The main room?" The main room! : Groovus!" (from Brooks' History of the World, Part I)
• "I bust my anus to get you a job and you're angry with me? Boy, you are nuts. N-V-T-S nuts!" (from History of the World, Part I)
• " What happened, Levitt? I talked it over with a couple of doctors and they said 'forget it'. Incurable, huh? Yes sir. Five six and a half, that's it." (from Barney Miller)
• "...And what makes you think there's one...even one drop of honey left?! You know where I found the empty jar of honey? Upside down on top of the statue of our Lord Jesus Christ Almighty!!" (As Dom DeLuise's frustrated brother "Junior" after an all night eating binge by Dom in "Fatso")
• As Junior to Dom “I told you I don’t want all that bread…I ‘like’ bread…you ‘love’ bread…Didn’t ya learn anything from Salvitore?!...39 years old the man was…39 years years old and he’s dead…dead…dead Dom…and that’s what killed him!”