Rabbi Joshua Told

Famous quotes containing the words rabbi, joshua and/or told:

“Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.”
—Fran Lebowitz (b. 1950)

“Behold the walls of Jericho. Maybe not as thick as the ones that Joshua blew down with his trumpet, but a lot safer. See, I have no trumpet. Now just to show you my heart’s in the right place, I’ll give you my best pair of pajamas. Do you mind joining the Israelites?”
—Robert Riskin (1897–1955)

“Anna: I’m getting married.
Stephen: Oh. Who to?
Anna: William.
Stephen: Ah. Have you told him?”
—Harold Pinter (b. 1930)