David Cameron: The New Coalition Academy
David Cameron (MA Oxon) is portrayed as the headmaster of The New Coalition Academy along with Deputy Headmaster Nicholas Clegg (MA Cantab). Key members of staff include Mr Cable the Business Studies teacher, Mr Osborne the bursar and his assistant Mr Alexander, who has joined the staff "since leaving school last year".
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