Practical Jokes

Famous quotes containing the words practical and/or jokes:

    There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody’s expense but his own.
    Herman Melville (1819–1891)

    A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
    George Eliot [Mary Ann (or Marian)