Musical Numbers
- 1. Pornoverture - Perez, Zac Efron, Band
- 2. What Perez Says - Perez and Company
- 3. It's Kathy! - Kathy Griffin and Company
- 4. The Assistant - Alyssa
- 5. Blow Them All Away - Habib and Kebab
- 6. Paris' Phone Call - Paris Hilton and Alyssa
- 7. Lonely at the Middle - Perez, Kebab, and Company
- 8. Amy's Phone Call - Amy Winehouse and Alyssa
- 9. Taking Control - Company
- 10. Do You Hear the Celebrities? - Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, R. Kelly, Zac Efron
- 11. Perez's Lament (Shoot Him) - Perez
- 12. The Assistant (Reprise) - Alyssa
- 13. Mistress of Disguise - Kathy Griffin and Crew
- 14. Santa Britney - Rumer Willis, Suri Cruise, Lourdes Leon, Zahara Jolie-Pitt
- 15. Celebrity - Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, R. Kelly, Zac Efron
- 16. Deus ex Machina (Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It) - Britney Spears
- 17. Finale (Bitch!) - Company
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