Characters
- Pam (Pam Ann) Her signature character
- Lily (Singapore Airlines) A Singapore Chinese-flight attendant who would sacrifice passenger safety for her Gucci handbag.
- Valerie (American Airlines) An ageing American flight attendant from Texas, who is accompanied with a man in an Osama Bin Laden mask.
- Vanity (Virgin Atlantic Airways) A sultry, woman in red who asks that passengers call her sex line.
- Mona (British Airways) A BA attendant who has appeared with a horse-head instead of a face and "piss off" attitude.
- Donna (EasyJet) A typical, ignorant chav dressed in orange with Croydon facelift and hoop earrings
- Vespa (Alitalia) A perky Italian woman who greets passengers with "Ciao! Bellissimo! Donatellaversace!"
- Chantal Jemeladonne (Air France) A snobby fashionista who walks the aircraft aisle as if it were a catwalk
- Marcia (Air Jamaica) Dressed in flowing gowns and accompanied by soul music
- Heidi (Scandinavian Airlines System) A stereotypical Swedish blonde woman who usually appears undressed with coffee pots strategically located.
- Conchita Rosa María González Gómez (Iberia Airlines) A tiny Spanish woman with bright red hair and sings "Fan ta, do you want a Fan-ta? Fan ta? ola!"
- Helga (Lufthansa) A brash, dominating woman who barks out commands and orders
- Unnamed Arabic woman (Emirates Airline & Etihad Airways) A woman with a chador and ski mask talking gibberish that resembles Arabic
- Unnamed Indian woman (Air India) A woman in a sari who ignores passenger's requests on call button (made by herself), while declaring "I am fingering the air hostess, but she is not coming."
- Malaka Pustis (Olympic Airlines) A cigarette smoking, kebab-meat-cutting woman who says "Pustis pustis pustis malaka tzatziki".
- Gloria (Qantas) A Qantas air hostess who wears the typical Qantas uniform. While giving the safety video, she states some of Qantas's defects. She also offers a full "head to toe" licking for everyone who still chooses to fly Qantas.
- Sarah (Virgin Blue) A Virgin Blue air hostess who offers passengers salty nuts. When a terrorist tries taking her hostage, she offers him oral pleasure.
- Clodagh (Ryanair) An Irish flight attendant who often syphons fuel from other airlines and repeatedly shouts "I love my job".
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“Unresolved dissonances between the characters and dispositions of the parents continue to reverberate in the nature of the child and make up the history of its inner sufferings.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900)
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—William Burroughs (b. 1914)
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—Galileo Galilei (1564–1642)