Oxford Arson Squad - Mission Statement

Mission Statement

The Oxford Arson Squad first established itself when an anonymous message was sent to Bite Back claiming the failed arson at Corpus Christi College on 23 September 2005, stating:

  • We have spent 15 months researching you, and we know every weakness you have.
  • You have people within your ranks acting against you.
  • You cannot build the South Parks Lab without incurring massive losses.
  • We are stronger than you, we have more resolve than you and we never give up!
  • If we have to destroy every bit of property you own we will, in order to stop you inflicting your profit driven cruelties on defenceless creatures.
  • You cannot stop us, we are free to attack you at will, whenever and wherever we choose!

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