Television
- LateLine (1999) as Justin (one episode)
- Spring Break Lawyer (2001) as Jack the Pee Boy (TV Movie)
- Comedy Central Presents (2001, 2006) as Himself (Stand-Up Comedy)
- Reno 911! (2003–2009) as Terry Bernardino/Jaspermans
- Cheap Seats (2004) as Bruce Jenner's Nephew (one episode)
- The Showbiz Show with David Spade (2005–2007) as Scotty Kangaroojus
- Gay Robot (2006) as Rick & Voice of Gay Robot (pilot)
- Human Giant (2007) as Rob's Agent (one episode)
- Cavemen (2007) as Ray (one episode)
- Seriously, Who Farted? (2009) as Himself (stand-up special)
- Nick Swardson's Pretend Time (2010–2011) as himself and various other roles (TV-series)
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Famous quotes containing the word television:
“So why do people keep on watching? The answer, by now, should be perfectly obvious: we love television because television brings us a world in which television does not exist. In fact, deep in their hearts, this is what the spuds crave most: a rich, new, participatory life.”
—Barbara Ehrenreich (b. 1941)
“It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to speculate on what we may yet find at galaxy’s edge. But in the process, we have lost the human element; not to mention the high hope of those quaint days when flight would create “one world.” Instead of one world, we have “star wars,” and a future in which dumb dented human toys will drift mindlessly about the cosmos long after our small planet’s dead.”
—Gore Vidal (b. 1925)
“His [O.J. Simpson’s] supporters lined the freeway to cheer him on Friday and commentators talked about his tragedy. Did those people see the photographs of the crime scene and the great blackening pools of blood seeping into the sidewalk? Did battered women watch all this on television and realize more vividly than ever before that their lives were cheap and their pain inconsequential?”
—Anna Quindlen (b. 1952)