Television
- LateLine (1999) as Justin (one episode)
- Spring Break Lawyer (2001) as Jack the Pee Boy (TV Movie)
- Comedy Central Presents (2001, 2006) as Himself (Stand-Up Comedy)
- Reno 911! (2003–2009) as Terry Bernardino/Jaspermans
- Cheap Seats (2004) as Bruce Jenner's Nephew (one episode)
- The Showbiz Show with David Spade (2005–2007) as Scotty Kangaroojus
- Gay Robot (2006) as Rick & Voice of Gay Robot (pilot)
- Human Giant (2007) as Rob's Agent (one episode)
- Cavemen (2007) as Ray (one episode)
- Seriously, Who Farted? (2009) as Himself (stand-up special)
- Nick Swardson's Pretend Time (2010–2011) as himself and various other roles (TV-series)
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Famous quotes containing the word television:
“Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy.... In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.”
—Jean Baudrillard (b. 1929)
“What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust.”
—Salvador Dali (1904–1989)
“History is not what you thought. It is what you can remember. All other history defeats itself.
In Beverly Hills ... they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will.”
—Mikhail Bakunin (1814–1876)