Neil J. Gunther - Quotes

Quotes

  • As a consultant, I offer more harangue for the buck.
  • Lately, I've been solicited to give so many talks I feel like Mister Ed The Talking Whore.
  • It's better to have wrong expectations, than no expectations.
  • Best Practices are an admission of failure.
  • A queue is a line of customers waiting to be severed.
  • The only dumb question is the one never asked.
  • A quantum leap is neither.
  • Art irritates life.
  • If you want to be more productive, go to sleep.
  • All meaning has a pattern, but not all patterns have a meaning.

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