Miss Adventure

Miss Adventure is a fictional character whose adventures (and misadventures) appear in the American supermarket tabloid the Weekly World News.

He is a gay man and worked as a hairdresser in his hometown of Teaneck, New Jersey.

Miss Adventure has climbed Mount Everest in mink and high heels ("The mountain was gorgeous, the snowmen abominable"), journeyed to the center of the earth ("When I go down, honey, I go down"), shot off in a space shuttle ("I'd wish they'd find another way to describe that"), infiltrated the Mafia ("The FBI has a noble drag queen tradition"), discovered the Lost City of Atlantis ("Not much different from a trailer park, really"), traveled out West ("When they call a guy a cowpoke they really mean it"), and survived an overturned cruise ship ("Trust me, it's not the first time I've seen that many sailors with their legs in the air").

Other articles related to "miss adventure, adventures":

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... Out of all of his adventures, nothing could prepare him for his most personal challenge - his 30th birthday ... to the part were several who had shared Miss Adventure's amazing exploits, including NASA's P.T ... Dottie, Miss Adventure's mother, was invited as well ...

Famous quotes containing the word adventure:

    Being human signifies, for each one of us, belonging to a class, a society, a country, a continent and a civilization; and for us European earth-dwellers, the adventure played out in the heart of the New World signifies in the first place that it was not our world and that we bear responsibility for the crime of its destruction.
    Claude Lévi-Strauss (b. 1908)