Mary Albright - Pets

Pets

Mary used to own fish, before Dick was left to look after them as Mary was on a conference - he introduced an angelfish, which ate all the others. Mary was angry with Dick for killing her fish, calling him a "jackass". Dick subsequently bought her a dog to compensate. After breaking off their engagement, Mary tries to get rid of the dog, but realizes she loves him. She and Dick later get back together, making Mary relieved she didn't get rid of her dog. On several occasions throughout the show Mary's dog would come running onto the set and start humping her.

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