Maria Schneider may refer to:
- Maria Schneider (actress) (1952–2011), French actress who played Jeanne in 1972 film Last Tango in Paris
- Maria Schneider (musician) (born 1960), American musician and composer
- Maria Schneider (cartoonist) (born 1968), American cartoonist and illustrator best known for her work with the satirical online newspaper The Onion
- Lieutenant Dish, Lieutenant Maria "Dish" Schneider, a fictional character from the M*A*S*H franchise
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“It were a blessed sight to see
That child become a willow tree,
His brother trees among.
He’d be four times as tall as me,
And live three times as long.”
—Catherine Maria Fanshawe (1765–1834)