The Parker Sisters
Vonda and Wanda Parker (Chris Hogan and Lisa Kushell), two ugly, nerdy sisters who are constantly looking for a good clean lover. They are both waiting to lose their virginity until their wedding days.
Catchphrase:
- "You ain't gettin' none of this, or none of this, and especially, none of this." - Wanda Parker / Vonda Parker.
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