MADtv Recurring Characters - Many Shows! With Johnny Gan and Pongo

Many Shows! With Johnny Gan and Pongo

First introduced in a season 12 sketch, Xing Lao "Johnny" Gan (Bobby Lee) is a Thai millionaire known for his desire to do women "hard and sloppy, the Johnny Gan way." He and his friend Pongo (Danny Cho) host the show on Thailand public-access television cable TV channel 43-C. Segments have included parodies of Jackass, Dancing With the Stars, cooking shows, and film reviews. Johnny reported several films as "two thumbs down" because there was no scene with him in it. His trademark catch phrases such as "Hello Thailand!" and "'Ello Pongo!" feature his characteristic, harsh accent. Johnny Gan became a millionaire through the Tom LaPont real estate program, which puts homeowners under serious duress to give the home away for free.

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