MADtv Recurring Characters - Lords of The Bling

Lords of The Bling

This three part series was a blaxploitation parody of the Lord of the Rings series of films; the main protagonists were Fro-ho, played by Lil' Kim (Debra Wilson), later recast to Mary J. Blige (Daniele Gaither), and Tinsel the Elf, played by a very effeminate Sisqo (Aries Spears), who have been delegated to destroying an evil piece of "bling." They would be assisted by Bill Cosby (also played by Spears) as "Randolph the Ghost Dad."

The primary antagonist was Kazaam (Shaquille O'Neal; also by Spears), who led an army of soldiers called Kobesuks (Kobe Sucks; all played by Bobby Lee). In the third film he was assisted by Ja Rule (Jordan Peele). At the end of the series, the "bling" would be anti-climatically thrown into the "Lake of Fire", a small pool of red liquid. Aries Spears was the only cast member that appeared in all three parts.

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