Coffee Twins
Two office workers (Crista Flanagan and Arden Myrin) repeatedly make jokes in their workplace. Typically, Arden's character tells a joke, and both laugh for literally hours on end. When others find her jokes unamusing, Arden's character swears and breaks things, forcing Crista's character to either follow her or stay behind. Arden's character sometimes also told jokes to her husband (Bobby Lee), who required an explanation for each one. The pair was first introduced when each of them had the same coffee mug, hence the name "Coffee Twins."
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Famous quotes containing the words coffee and/or twins:
“It’s just like when you’ve got some coffee that’s too black, which means it’s too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won’t even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.”
—Malcolm X (1925–1965)
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—Pamela Patrick Novotny (20th century)