Average Asian
This series of skits involved an Asian-American man named Haidiki (Bobby Lee) in social settings, where those around him expect him to do stereotypically-Asian things, such as practicing Chinese medicine or creating origami. Out of these various stereotypes, few were proven true; one showing Haidiki beating a non-Asian in table tennis and another where he calls a group of ninjas to attack.
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Famous quotes containing the words average and/or asian:
“A two-week-old infant cries an average of one and a half hours every day. This increases to approximately three hours per day when the child is about six weeks old. By the time children are twelve weeks old, their daily crying has decreased dramatically and averages less than one hour. This same basic pattern of crying is present among children from a wide range of cultures throughout the world. It appears to be wired into the nervous system of our species.”
—Lawrence Kutner (20th century)
“If he roars at you as you’re dyin’
You’ll know it is the Asian Lion.”
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