Occasional Characters
- Alistair, Dortmund & Theodore (The Microsoft Thugs). First Appearance: June 9, 1999
- Bolt Cola Monster (Jealous alternative to Mr Cola). First Appearance: October 30, 1998
- Boyz, David (Prosecution Attorney). First Appearance: November 14, 1998
- Burst, Zane (VP of content for Whiffnet) First Appearance: February 4, 1999
- Cat Five (a... cat who belongs to Miranda, and was a gift from A.J.). First Appearance: February 18, 2000
- Coffee Boy (A cafeteria server). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
- CEO Guy (An out of work CEO). First Appearance: September 20, 2002
- Crud, Lord (Loyal servant of the Empire, see Crud Puppy). First Appearance: November 29, 1998
- Crud, Sly (Defence counsel, see Crud Puppy). First Appearance: December 26, 1998
- Dark Side Dave (Pitr's long lost comrade brother). First Appearance: April 4, 2000
- Delamiccio, Hubert (Department of Justice Agent; came to purify the flock). First Appearance: May 22, 1998
- Dmitri (Head of Partition 23). First Appearance: March 31, 1999
- Doctor (Careless)(Careless coffee-drinking doctor, who's rough day gets worse). First Appearance: November 20, 1998
- Doctor (Concerned)(A Doctor concerned for her patients). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
- Doss, Dr (Diagnosing Doctor). First Appearance: November 19, 1998
- Doug (& friend)(Security Guards). First Appearance: February 03, 1999
- Espresso Monster (See Mr Cola). First Appearance: October 28, 1998
- Eula (A girl who just wants to be accepted... ). First Appearance: April 2, 2005
- Furby (Disturbing Plush Toy). First Appearance: January 3, 1999
- Gerard (Commercial Maker) First Appearance: February 25, 2001
- God (Judging in Purgatory) First Appearance: September 17, 1998
- Hastur (The unspeakable one from Cthulhu Mythos). First Appearance: technically April 19, 2003 actually May 7, 2003
- Hoffloff, Mr (A patient sort of chap). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
- Microsoft Black Ops (Swat team for non-Microsoft offenders). First Appearance: September 13, 1998
- Microsoft Employees (Where would you like to go today?). First Appearance: February 18, 1999
- Microsoft Engineers (Partition 23 Staff – Skilled in the Black Arts). First Appearance: March 29, 1999
- Matt (Sea Urchin) First Appearance: May 17, 1999
- Moff, Ichabod (Bastard Consultant From Hell). First Appearance: June 30, 1998
- Murray's Friend (A trigger happy hunter). First Appearance: December 26, 2000
- Naughty Biscuit (A Naff Band who try to sue Napster). First Appearance: July 6, 2000
- NSA Agents (I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...). First Appearance: January 19, 1999
- Nurse (Efficient and caring nurse). First Appearance: November 20, 1998
- Onimishon, Barry (Microsoft Spokesman). First non-appearance: November 02, 1998
- OpenBSD Daemon (The little BSD Daemon/Demon guy (with a halo)). First Appearance: March 25, 1999
- Padlock, Mr (President of iCan't Internet). First Appearance: August 24, 1998
- Penelope (19 year old Ashley Judd look-alike, passionate about techs). First Appearance: August 18, 1998
- Pentium III of Borg (Partition 23's AI, see Artur). First Appearance: April 07, 1999
- Pfeiffer (customer service) First Appearance: November 24, 1997
- Phant0m (Zock’s friend & “Whuppin’ Boy”) First Appearance: April 15, 1999
- Phish (an evil genetically modified fish) First Appearance: July 29, 2003
- Putritude (Alien). First Appearance: Unknown
- Rattafee, Senator (Microsoft loving US Senator) First non-appearance: January 29, 1999
- Salesman, Future Electronics (Game for a refund). First Appearance: February 17, 1999
- Snack Monster (usually appears as a giant walking deep fried pork rinds bag, similar to Mr Cola). First Appearance: July 21, 1998
- Solaris, Lan (Cocky rebel, who flies the Millennium Bug). First Appearance: December 6, 1998
- Stormtroopers (Lord Crud's followers). First Appearance: December 2, 1998
- Tim (Australian Contractor, with a remarkable similarity to Greg). First Appearance: April 19, 2005
- Tufay, Mr (Vice President of Information Technology, and Mr Padlock's lackey). First Appearance: August 29, 1998
- US Military (May I take your Order?). First Appearance: February 22, 1999
- Venjick, Abu (See Stef). First Appearance: January 19, 1999
- VP of Acquisitions (Some of the worst scum the universe had to offer...). First Appearance: December 5, 1998
- VPs (Astonished capitalists who later see the funny side). First Appearance: February 08, 1999
- Wallace, Sanford (Spammer) First non-appearance: February 22, 1999
- Weeper, Mr (temporary CEO). First Appearance: April 26, 1998
- Woodly, Mr. (A customer). First Appearance: December 23, 1997
- Zikpt (Alien). First Appearance: January 9, 2003
- Zock (Quake God) First Appearance: February 9, 1998
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