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- FX-70 Cheese Slicer – Candice Bergen pitches a Polaroid camera that dispenses cheese slices.
- Fear Factor, Jr. – season 29 fake promo for the latest installment of the NBC reality show Fear Factor; Joe Rogan (Fred Armisen) coerces children to perform dangerous and disgusting stunts, as on the regular Fear Factor. Rob Riggle (who wouldn't be an official cast member until season 30) has a brief appearance as the father of a child who has to eat maggot-ridden eggs Benedict or watch his parents divorce.
- Federline – Kevin Federline (Ashton Kutcher) pitches his new line of underwear to extricate himself from the shadow of his wife Britney Spears; shot in black-and-white, similar in style to early Calvin Klein commercials.
- Felina Cat Food – In a parody of onsite supermarket taste-test commercials, a TV pitchman dupes a housewife into eating tuna casserole made from cat food.
- Flex – deodorant laced with steroids that provoke its users to behave like animals.
- Fresh Squeezed– Bob Uecker's new drink made from pureed baseballs.
- Frozen Mexican Dinner - A spoof of anti-constipation products and frozen dinners focuses on a musician who doesn't feel well during his band's practice session, believing he's constipated. A band mate introduces him to Frozen Mexican Dinner, a frozen dinner with medicine to fight constipation.
- Fruit Loops - poet Maya Angelou (David Alan Grier) extols the virtues of the Kellogg's cereal in her typical flowery, emotional, hyperbolic prose.
- The Fruiting – a movie trailer spoof for a horror flick where citrus fruits attack a family living in a haunted mansion.
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