2000)
| Title | Overview |
|---|---|
| Wham! | George Michael, played by Lucas, discusses his upcoming single called 'A Finger Of Fudge', and talks of how it represents a difficult time in his life. Andrew Ridgeley turns up, played by Walliams, and still believes Wham! are musically active and asks George why he hasn't returned any of his calls. He thinks George's only solo hit is Careless Whisper. Andrew talks about Wham! DESPITE the fact that the group finished years ago. (25 December 1999) |
| Steps | Lee (Walliams) and 'H' (Lucas) are opening an art exhibit, however Theakston discovers that they haven't asked for permission and have just turned up with their pictures and blu-tack. Their art consists of a Steps poster with the three girls scribbled out. The two appear to have childish mentalities, and claim to live with their parents. (1 January 2000) |
| Michael Jackson | Michael Jackson, played by Walliams, is interviewed in his home and wants to convince Theakston that he is a normal person. He also shows his dancing to the host, and talks about his time with the Jackson 5. Elizabeth Taylor (Lucas) turns up and defends Michael Jackson. They both appear to have strange habits, such as sitting on bread and simultaneously lifting their legs up and shouting religious buildings at Theakston. (8 January 2000) |
| Kula Shaker | Crispian Mills (Walliams) is portrayed as a schoolboy, being interviewed in his classroom. He claims that Kula Shaker was started as a school project. His teacher, Ratty Paxton (Lucas), continually interrupts the interview, and is infuriated by the fact that Theakston hasn't done his homework. (15 January 2000) |
| Simon and Garfunkel | Paul Simon (Lucas) and Art Garfunkel (Walliams) are reunited for a final time. However, their differences seem uncontrollable as they soon resort to calling each other names and use curtains and walls to separate each other. (22 January 2000) |
| The Prodigy | The Prodigy do not actually appear in this episode. Instead, Theakston meets a couple outside his house who are stalking Keith Flint. The couple end up splitting when the wife (Walliams) spends a ludicrous amount of money on a gift for Keith, causing the husband (Lucas) to leave. (29 January 2000) |
| Boy George & Marilyn | Both Boy George (Lucas) and Marilyn (Walliams) believe that they are really women and behave like bored teenagers, enticing Jamie to shop lift, and make up lies about him having sex with Marilyn and making her pregnant. Boy George bears a marked similarity to Little Britain's Vicky Pollard. (5 February 2000) |
| Eurythmics | Dave Stewart (Lucas) is portrayed as a mad scientist who claims to have created Annie Lennox (Walliams) —a creature similar to that from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein — from parts of corpses. (12 February 2000) |
| Gary Barlow | Gary Barlow (Lucas) and Howard Donald (Walliams) from boy band Take That dream of reforming the band. Gary is portrayed as a mean-spirited bully, upon whom the childlike Howard waits hand and foot. (19 February 2000) |
| Kylie and Dannii Minogue | Kylie (Walliams) is tricked into having her first interview alongside her sister Dannii (Lucas). The pair show an obvious dislike and jealousy towards each other. (26 February 2000) |
| The Beatles | Paul McCartney (Lucas) is portrayed as a meat-eater, George Harrison (Lucas) speaks with an Indian accent and talks about his bizarre political views and movie ideas, and Ringo Starr (Walliams) believes he is Thomas the Tank Engine's representative on Earth. (4 March 2000) |
| Prince | Prince's (Lucas) career has collapsed, and he is now homeless, living on the streets of Glasgow, although the episode is very obviously set in Shepherd's Bush in London. (11 March 2000) |
| Oasis | The meek Liam Gallagher (Walliams) is kept under the thumb of ultra-posh housewife Patsy Kensit (Lucas). (18 March 2000) |
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