List Of Married... With Children Episodes
The Fox sitcom Married... with Children aired its pilot on April 5, 1987, and its series finale aired on June 9, 1997, with the episodes "The Desperate Half-Hour (Part 1)" and "How to Marry a Moron (Part 2)". A total of `259 original episodes aired during the program's run. Currently, all eleven seasons are available on DVD, in Region 1. The list is ordered by the episodes' original air dates. Specials that aired during a regular season run are highlighted in yellow in the list.
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