Tears of A Clone
Title Pun: The Tears of a Clown
Simpsons Episode: "Little Big Mom"
Synopsis: Scratchy has recently died, and mourners (including Poochie) visit his coffin at a funeral. Itchy is depressed and alcoholic without Scratchy, and he reminisces about all the times he killed him. He looks at a newspaper headline about a cloned sheep (resembling Dolly the cloned sheep) and he decides to make clones of Scratchy. He builds a cloning machine using a sample of Scratchy's blood from a meat cleaver to make Scratchy clones. As the clones come out from the machine, Itchy kills them all using various weapons. He can't keep up with the rate of the machine, and after getting tired of killing Scratchy by hand, he builds a killing machine and puts it directly after the cloning machine. When the blood of the clones sprays out of the machine it spells "THE END" on the wall.
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