List Of Humorous Units Of Measurement
Many people have made use of, or invented, units of measurement intended primarily for their humour value. This is a list of such units invented by sources that are notable for reasons other than having made the unit itself, and of units that are widely known in the anglophone world for their humour value.
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—F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940)
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