Season Two (1966/67)
| Series No. | Season No. | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Production code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33 | 1 | "Wings Over Hooterville" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | September 14, 1966 (1966-09-14) | 033 |
| The dreaded "Bing Bug" invades Hooterville's corn crop. To save his and other farmers' crops, Oliver pays Mr. Haney to use his crop duster, in hopes of using his airforce skills to spray every field. | ||||||
| 34 | 2 | "Water, Water Everywhere" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | September 21, 1966 (1966-09-21) | 035 |
| Mr. Haney has a new well dug on his farm, and it drains off all the water from Oliver and Lisa's farm. | ||||||
| 35 | 3 | "I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier" | Richard L. Bare | Teleplay: Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat Story: Elon Packard and Norman Hudis |
September 28, 1966 (1966-09-28) | 037 |
| Oliver and Lisa agree to "pig sit" Arnold while the Ziffels enjoy a second honeymoon. | ||||||
| 36 | 4 | "How to See South America By Bus" | Richard L. Bare | Teleplay: Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat Story: Walter Black |
October 5, 1966 (1966-10-05) | 036 |
| Lisa misinterprets Oliver's interest in a lady farmer, and sets out to break up what she thinks is a "budding romance." | ||||||
| 37 | 5 | "The Ugly Duckling" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | October 19, 1966 (1966-10-19) | 034 |
| Lisa sends Oliver out to sleep in the barn while Ralph, the lady carpenter, moves in with her for a two-day beauty treatment. | ||||||
| 38 | 6 | "One of Our Assemblymen is Missing" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | October 26, 1966 (1966-10-26) | 038 |
| Oliver receives a tax bill for $12.03 from the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax Bureau. But in his quest to see why he's paying it, he gets himself and Hooterville in over their heads in politics. | ||||||
| 39 | 7 | "The Good Old Days" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | November 2, 1966 (1966-11-02) | 039 |
| To improve Lisa's understanding of the role of a "farm wife," Oliver tells her the story of a pioneer couple. | ||||||
| 40 | 8 | "Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | November 9, 1966 (1966-11-09) | 040 |
| Oliver takes the place of Eb's father when he explains the romantic facts of life to the hired hand. | ||||||
| 41 | 9 | "The Hooterville Image" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | November 16, 1966 (1966-11-16) | 041 |
| The farmers of Hooterville Valley fear that Oliver is ruining their image by continuing to wear a suit and tie when he does his chores. | ||||||
| 42 | 10 | "You Ought to Be in Pictures" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | November 23, 1966 (1966-11-23) | 042 |
| The Chamber of Commerce votes to invite a Hollywood picture company to film a movie in the Hooterville Valley. | ||||||
| 43 | 11 | "A Home Isn't Built in a Day" | Richard L. Bare | Dick Chevillat & Elon Packard and Jay Sommers | November 30, 1966 (1966-11-30) | 043 |
| Lisa threatens to leave Oliver unless he completely renovates their farmhouse. | ||||||
| 44 | 12 | "A Square is Not Round" | Richard L. Bare | Elroy Schwartz | December 14, 1966 (1966-12-14) | 044 |
| A chicken mystery develops on the Douglas farm when Lisa reveals that one of the hens is laying square eggs. Amid that, Oliver can't figure out why the toaster now operates by the sound of saying "five". | ||||||
| 45 | 13 | "An Old-fashioned Christmas" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Buddy Atkinson | December 21, 1966 (1966-12-21) | 046 |
| Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas, which includes decorating his own tree. But even in Hooterville, all they sell are gaudy aluminum ones, and chopping trees down is prohibited by the state agriculture department. | ||||||
| 46 | 14 | "Never Trust a Little Old Lady" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat and Al Schwartz | December 28, 1966 (1966-12-28) | 048 |
| Oliver cannot find an accurate means of predicting the weather in Hooterville. Most of the community relies on the TV newscast's little old lady who steps out of a tiny clock with or without an umbrella. | ||||||
| 47 | 15 | "School Days" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | January 4, 1967 (1967-01-04) | 049 |
| Oliver enrolls Lisa at the Hooterville High School to learn the art of homemaking. | ||||||
| 48 | 16 | "His Honor" | Richard L. Bare | Dick Chevillat and Al Schwartz | January 11, 1967 (1967-01-11) | 047 |
| When the Hooterville City Council selects Oliver to judge the apple competition at the annual fair, he gets the idea that he's been appointed to the appeals court. Lisa received the telephone message, and the confusion results in part from her accent. | ||||||
| 49 | 17 | "It's So Peaceful in the Country" | Richard L. Bare | David Braverman and Bob Marcus | January 18, 1967 (1967-01-18) | 045 |
| Oliver and Lisa invite Oliver's mother to visit them on the farm for a much-needed rest. | ||||||
| 50 | 18 | "Exodus to Bleedswell" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | January 25, 1967 (1967-01-25) | 050 |
| A rival town threatens to lure away the citizens of Hooterville Valley with an offer of lucrative defense jobs. | ||||||
| 51 | 19 | "It's Human to be Humane" | Richard L. Bare | Sam Locke and Joel Rapp | February 1, 1967 (1967-02-01) | 051 |
| Lisa becomes the Humane Officer in Hooterville and turns the Douglas farmhouse into an animal shelter. | ||||||
| 52 | 20 | "Never Take Your Wife to a Convention" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | February 8, 1967 (1967-02-08) | 052 |
| Oliver and Lisa attend a farm convention in the city, where they meet a not-so-ex-gangster and his wife. | ||||||
| 53 | 21 | "The Computer Age" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | February 15, 1967 (1967-02-15) | 054 |
| In planning the most efficient way to run a farm, Oliver champions the cause of computers. | ||||||
| 54 | 22 | "Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | February 22, 1967 (1967-02-22) | 053 |
| An official-looking letter from Washington comes to Oliver, and his secretive behavior leads his neighbors to speculate as to its content. | ||||||
| 55 | 23 | "The Beverly Hillbillies" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | March 1, 1967 (1967-03-01) | 055 |
| Hooterville gives its impression of "The Beverly Hillbillies" in a special charity show featuring Lisa as "Granny," Oliver as "Jethro," and Mr. Kimball as "Jed Clampett." | ||||||
| 56 | 24 | "Lisa's Vegetable Garden" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat | March 8, 1967 (1967-03-08) | 056 |
| Lisa decides to plant her own vegetables and become a real farmer. | ||||||
| 57 | 25 | "The Saucer Season" | Richard L. Bare | Teleplay: Sam Locke & Joel Rapp and Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat Story: Sam Locke & Joel Rapp |
March 15, 1967 (1967-03-15) | 057 |
| When Eb claims he saw a flying saucer and little green men, the Douglas farm becomes an object of interest for curiosity seekers and the Air Force. | ||||||
| 58 | 26 | "Getting Even With Haney" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | March 22, 1967 (1967-03-22) | 059 |
| Oliver has his "day in court" with Mr. Haney, as he represents the Ziffels in a suit against his "washing machine" that destroyed their home. But first they have to find a judge that's not related to Haney! | ||||||
| 59 | 27 | "Kimball Gets Fired" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | March 29, 1967 (1967-03-29) | 060 |
| Oliver and Lisa have a romantic crisis on their hands when Mr. Kimball is replaced as the County Agent by a new member of the Agricultural Department. And his replacement doesn't help; he simply criticizes Oliver's and the rest of the farmers crops. | ||||||
| 60 | 28 | "The Vulgar Ring Story" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | April 12, 1967 (1967-04-12) | 058 |
| Lisa reveals the fascinating story of why women in her family had to marry American men every fourth generation. | ||||||
| 61 | 29 | "Who's Lisa?" | Richard L. Bare | Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat | April 19, 1967 (1967-04-19) | 061 |
| When Lisa gets a blow on the head and suffers a mysterious lapse of memory, Oliver finds himself living with a total stranger. | ||||||
| 62 | 30 | "Music to Milk By" | Richard L. Bare | Elroy Schwartz | April 26, 1967 (1967-04-26) | 063 |
| Oliver buys Eb a radio for his birthday. Unfortunately during a big radio contest, the cow eats it and Eb must listen to it in the cow's stomach, before its digested! |
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