List of Everybody Hates Chris Episodes - Season 1 (2005/06)

Season 1 (2005/06)

  • Vincent Martella is absent for two episodes.
Series # Season # Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code
1 1 "Everybody Hates The Pilot" Reginald Hudlin Story by: Chris Rock & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by: Ali LeRoi
September 22, 2005 101

Chris (Tyler James Williams) commutes to a predominately white school to fulfill his mother, Rochelle's (Tichina Arnold) wish for a better education, and also move out of the projects into a house. His schedule for this one school day is to go to school, buy lunch with money, come home from school on time to pick up his sibling Drew and Tonya and ensure that his father maintains a stable meal. Unfortunately, the day does not go as planned.

Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
2 2 "Everybody Hates Keisha" Eric Laneuville Kriss Turner September 29, 2005 103
Chris tries to impress the girl of his dreams (Aree Davis) after she is hired to tutor Drew (Tequan Richmond), but his heart breaks when he discovers them kissing. Meanwhile, Julius becomes uncomfortable around Rochelle's new friend Sheila, due to being around the house all the time.
3 3 "Everybody Hates Basketball" Lev L. Spiro Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson October 6, 2005 104

Chris joins his school's basketball team, despite the fact that he cannot play, and a failed pop quiz might keep him off the court. Because he's black, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant.

Elsewhere, Julius (Terry Crews) takes in a boarder who pays for six months' rent up front, but the man makes Rochelle nervous.
4 4 "Everybody Hates Sausage" Lev L. Spiro Ali LeRoi October 13, 2005 102

Juilus buys a crate of cheap sausage, and the family eats it at every meal, except for Tonya (Imani Hakim), who refuses to try it, forcing a standoff with her mother, and later that night, at dinner, Rochelle tries to force Tonya to eat her sausage with Chris, Drew, and Juilus blocking her.

Elsewhere, Chris gets three days of detention after a rumor by every kid in school about Chris getting into a fight with the school bully Joey Caruso and they are saying that Chris beat Caruso up. From one kid to another the rumor spreads and it ends up at the new principal. The kid says And Caruso beats up Chris every chance he gets. Caruso soon, throws a battery at Chris and Chris throws it back as Caruso stands very calmly and the battery breaks the school window. Getting Chris in more Detention. Caruso ends up in detention when he chases Chris in through the school. The gang of bullies start throwing batteries at Chris and gets caught by the principal.

Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
5 5 "Everybody Hates Fat Mike" Eric Laneuville Craig DiGregorio & Ali LeRoi October 20, 2005 105

Chris lets a neighborhood kid ride his bike, ignoring Julius's warning not to, and the kid takes off with it.

Elsewhere, Julius's coworkers go on strike, so he fills his free time with housework, much to Rochelle's dismay.

Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
6 6 "Everybody Hates Halloween" Eric Laneuville Rodney Barnes & Courtney Lilly October 27, 2005 106

Halloween starts out as a treat for Chris when an older girl invites him to a costume party, but Caruso has a trick for the teen—rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids. Chris wants to go to a Halloween party but is horrified when Rochelle tells him he has to take his siblings trick or treating. Drew gets invited by Keisha to a Halloween party but is more excited about trick or treating. He gives the invite to Chris who is determined to go.

At school, Greg is dressed as Spock. Despite the principal's attempts at maintaining order, the school kids go crazy with eggs and toilet paper. The teachers along with Chris and Greg run for their lives.

Chris and Greg wait at the bus stop and are pleased that they have avoided all Halloween pranks. This pleasure is short-lived when Chris gets on the bus and is attacked with eggs from Caruso and his gang.

Rochelle is disgusted when she sees the state of Chris. Tonya lets it slip about the party. He asks Rochelle if he can go to the party and to his great surprise she agrees. He asks on Greg's advice, for a Prince costume. However he realizes that the eggs had disintegrated the address of the party.

Chris takes his brother and sister trick or treating. Meanwhile at home, Rochelle is disgusted that Julius brought cheap candy worth only $2. To make a good impression on the neighborhood, she goes out and buys $23 worth of candy much to Julius' horror.

While trick or treating Chris sees the local thug who is going to the party and agrees to take Chris. The kids get their candy stolen by the 'Pimp Candy'.

Chris gets ready in his Prince costume and not knowing the address or phone number leaves a fake one for Rochelle.

At the party his costume gets some weird looks. He asks Keisha to dance but she turns him down. Lisa dances with Chris out of pity, "I love pity!"

However Keisha's mom comes to see Rochelle upset that Keisha has gone to a party with older kids. Rochelle phones the number Chris left only for it to be answered by a alcohol store!

Chris blissfully returns home to find Rochelle waiting with a belt.

Note: There are bells ringing during the "Everybody Hates Chris" phrase at the end.
7 7 "Everybody Hates The Babysitter" Ken Whittingham Alyson Fouse November 3, 2005 107

Juilus and Rochelle have a "date night" and hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but she has to leave to take care of a personal matter, so Chris must cover for her. Julius and Rochelle plan a romantic evening out and hire a babysitter, Yvette, to watch Chris, Drew and Tonya. However, Chris turns out to be more of a babysitter when Yvette (Erica Hubbard) continues to come and go from the apartment for some apparent errands. Meanwhile, the restaurant Julius and Rochelle are dining at is robbed and Rochelle knows who one of the robbers are. In the end, Chris tells the truth about the babysitter and Julius demands a refund from Yvette while Rochelle goes to beat her up for not babysitting them (not quite ending up in a bad way for Chris).

Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
8 8 "Everybody Hates the Laundromat" Gina Prince-Bythewood Kriss Turner November 10, 2005 108
A tired Chris spends his Saturday morning with his siblings at a laundromat, and Tonya storms out after arguing with Chris.
9 9 "Everybody Hates Food Stamps" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi November 17, 2005 109

Julius finds $200 in food stamps, but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them, so she dips into the family's spending money;

Chris and Greg have a falling-out over a science project they are working on together.
10 10 "Everybody Hates Greg" Jerry Levine Howard Gewirtz November 24, 2005 110
Chris's friendship with Greg is jeopardized when they break the rules of Greg's house. Art: (Gary Basaraba).
11 11 "Everybody Hates Christmas" Dennie Gordon Alyson Fouse & Ali LeRoi December 15, 2005 111

Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas but his parents cannot afford to buy one. At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy and is surprised to find out that the food is for him.

Note: At the end of the episode, the phrase "Everybody Hates Chris" is said with Salvation Army bells ringing.
12 12 "Everybody Hates Part Time Job" Tamra Davis Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson January 19, 2006 112

When Chris needs $50 to buy a leather jacket to look cool, Julius suggests he come to work delivering papers with him. Meanwhile, after their school is closed to be re-painted because of paint chips, Drew and Tonya engage in a game of "dares" which ends in tears when Tonya is taken to the hospital after being dared to drink a "hot-sauce shake", making Tonya sick in the stomach.

After working with Julius for six months, Chris makes enough money for the leather jacket.
13 13 "Everybody Hates Picture Day" Linda Mendoza Story by: Aron Abrams,
Kevin A. Garnett & Gregory Thompson
Teleplay by: Kevin A. Garnett
February 2, 2006 113

As school picture day approaches, Chris wants to find the perfect outfit with his mother's help. Rochelle then begins a job as a cosmetics saleswoman to earn extra money. On picture day however, Chris' clothes are stolen by Caruso, which causes him to take his pictures in other clothing, such as lost and found clothes and a drama set of clothes.

Drew steals Tonya's shoe in revenge of breaking his model car, and Tonya can't tell on him without getting in trouble for breaking Drew's model car.
14 14 "Everybody Hates Valentine's Day" Millicent Shelton Lance Crouther February 9, 2006 114

Caruso annoys Chris by leaving "I Hate You" cards in his locker. Chris breaks up a fight between his "bus crush" (Raven Goodwin) and her boyfriend.

Greg gets his first girlfriend.

Rochelle and Julius attempt to control the many valentines both Tonya and Drew are receiving.
15 15 "Everybody Hates The Lottery" Malcolm D. Lee Rodney Barnes February 16, 2006 115
Chris tries to hold on to his fame as the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Rochelle becomes mad because she runs out of chocolate turtles, and Julius tries to win the lottery for extra money. He gets a winning number and Chris ruins it by playing Asteroids and enraging his dad to beat him up.
16 16 "Everybody Hates The Gout" Jerry Levine Story by: Aeysha Carr & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by: Ali LeRoi
March 3, 2006 119

While Julius has the gout, he discovers his passion for The Young and the Restless with his neighbor Sheila. Meanwhile, Chris lies to his parents when he earns an F in math, and gets a guy to forge Rochelle's signature.

And when Rochelle finds out, she purposely embarrasses Chris in front of his classmates when he lied about his report card.When Chris's father, Julius, gets the gout for eating unhealthy food with salt he decides to watch The Young And The Restless, a 1990's soap opera. While Chris gets his report card from Mrs. Morello, he goes to his locker to pack up. But when he realizes he got an F, he decides to go to a student named Fischer. He tells him that he needs a fake report card with an "A" for his mother to sign, and that he needs a fake report card with an "F" with his mother's signature on it. When Chris gives his fake report card to his mother, Rochelle, she becomes happy. Tonya doesn't believe him, and Drew believes in him. But when his father tells the whole family that the teacher called this morning, Chris becomes worried. Later at school Chris returns his fake report card to his teacher,she called his family. When Rochelle answers the phone and when she finds out that Chris got an "F" on his report card, she becomes severely mad at Chris. She tried several attempts to make Chris admit that he's got an "F" on his report card including feeding him pancakes at dinner,she goes to his school,and when Chris imagines his whole family, he sees his mother.When his mother tried to make him solve an division equation to make him prove he's got an "A", he doesn't know the answer. At home, Rochelle tells Julius what happened at school with Chris yesterday, and Chris feels sorry for his mother.
17 17 "Everybody Hates Funerals" Matt Shakman Alyson Fouse March 23, 2006 116

Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies from a unexpected heart attack while paying a visit, which causes Rochelle to act nice in a strange way as her extended family comes to town to pay their respects, and causing Chris to act like Rochelle. Eventually, Rochelle becomes fed up with her snotty mother (Loretta Devine) The Family and Rochelle's Brother Michael (Earthquake) gives her a piece of her mind.

Note: Chris is reading a Black Panther comic book.
18 18 "Everybody Hates Corleone" Chris Rock Felicia D. Henderson April 13, 2006 121

Chris can no longer tolerate the constant bullying, even by a girl, Sydney (Brooke Mackenzie) and in order to attend his neighborhood middle school, Chris attempts to be expelled from Corleone in order to avoid his daily bullying. Meanwhile, Julius finds a new job that pays more than his previous two jobs combined. Unfortunately, no one can stand the smell, and soon Julius quits his new job for his family.

Note: This episode doesn't end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
19 19 "Everybody Hates Drew" Jerry Levine Story by: Lance Crouther
Teleplay by: Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson
April 20, 2006 118
Frustrated at Drew being superior, Chris takes karate and uses a move taught by his karate teacher and purposely breaks Drew's hand in a fight which backfires on him with Drew being able to do more with one hand then two hands. Meanwhile, Tonya goes to the Beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping, in which Tonya starts gossiping to the women in the beauty shop since Rochelle did not say Tonya cannot gossip to the girls.
20 20 "Everybody Hates Playboy" Lev L. Spiro Chuck Sklar April 27, 2006 117
Chris steals his father's Playboy magazine from his toolbox while getting crazy glue to fix the table and brings it to school, where it soon gets confiscated by the vice principal. When Julius discovers that it is missing, he desperately tries to get it back, so Rochelle does not know Julius has been looking in those magazines so she could use it against him. Meanwhile, Tonya discovers Drew's Arachnophobia, and uses it to scare him, but when Drew retaliates with her fear of clowns, he gets in trouble.
21 21 "Everybody Hates Jail" Jeff Melman Andrew Orenstein May 4, 2006 120
Chris gets tips on raising the most money for a field trip to Washington, D.C. in the school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which is saying they fell out of a truck this morning, which gets him in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Julius' plan to see Dreamgirls with Rochelle on their wedding anniversary is thwarted when Tonya and Drew catch chickenpox. Features a cameo by Stephen King as a man who steals a box of cookies from Chris.
22 22 "Everybody Hates Father's Day" Ali LeRoi Rodney Barnes & Ali LeRoi May 11, 2006 122
Chris goes looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for his father. However, all Julius wants is to spend the day alone, which upsets Rochelle.

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