List of Australian Rules Football Competitions in Victoria

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—Daniel J. Boorstin (b. 1914)

“I made a list of things I have
to remember and a list
of things I want to forget,
but I see they are the same list.”
—Linda Pastan (b. 1932)

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—Vance Palmer (1885–1959)

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His mouth, but out there flew a trope;
And when he happen’d to break off
I’ th’ middle of his speech, or cough,
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—Samuel Butler (1612–1680)

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—David Storey (b. 1933)

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—Anonymous Father. As quoted in Women and Their Fathers, by Victoria Secunda, ch. 3 (1992)