List of Australian Rules Football Competitions in Victoria

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“My list of things I never pictured myself saying when I pictured myself as a parent has grown over the years.”
—Polly Berrien Berends (20th century)

“Hey, you dress up our town very nicely. You don’t look out the Chamber of Commerce is going to list you in their publicity with the local attractions.”
—Robert M. Fresco, and Jack Arnold. Dr. Matt Hastings (John Agar)

“The Australian mind, I can state with authority, is easily boggled.”
—Charles Osborne (b. 1927)

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—Quentin Crisp (b. 1908)

“In this dream that dogs me I am part
Of a silent crowd walking under a wall,
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All moving the same way.”
—Philip Larkin (1922–1986)

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—Anonymous Father. As quoted in Women and Their Fathers, by Victoria Secunda, ch. 3 (1992)