List of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Characters - Minor Villains

Minor Villains

• Burt Banana (David Cross), Tammy Tangerine (Kristen Schaal), and Mortimer Mango (H. Jon Benjamin) - A group of born again Christian fruit, who Frylock meets on Myspace. They try to convert the Aqua Teens to Christianity but eventuality fall off the wagon themselves and start drinking again. They made cameos in "A PE Christmas". An Aqua Teen Hunger Force spin-off series entitled Soul Quest Overdrive, features characters inspired by them.

• Chess Dragon - A chess playing dragon (who appears to be part dragon and part machine) who was defeated by Shake's adopted son Ezekiel (thousands of years old talking cup who was thought to be Shake's son). According to both Meatwad & Frylock, nobody had ever beaten Chess Dragon. Chess Dragon is shown to be a sore loser, throwing the chessboard breathing fire and roaring before storming off. He later returned by breaking in through the roof, abducted Ezekial, and flew off with him never to be seen again.

• Cube (Jon Schnepp) and (Brian Posehn) - A cube who said that he was the Wisdom Cube, but was actually his cousin. He is obsessed with doing prank calls which made him friends with Master Shake. In "The Last One", he ends up in hell after dying of suffocation. He is also known as The Dumbasshedron.

• Dan (Ned Hastings) - a gutters salesman, who "won't leave till he makes a sale" and strongly resembles the Grim Reaper. Dan sold gutters to the Aqua Teens and killed Carl. Dan's only appearance occurs in "Grim Reaper Gutters".

• Drewbacca (Scott Adsit) - A wookiee who pretended to be a werewolf. He offered to cut the Aqua Teens' lawn if they helped him blow up the moon, but he ended up annoying Frylock very much. At one point in the episode, Drewbacca turned into a werewolf (though this is later revealed to just be his Wookiee hair growing back), and killed Carl. He is later revealed to be a shaved Wookiee (and a fan of Star Trek) who plays in a Star Trek tribute band (which was revealed by Frylock). Drewbacca's only appearance on the show was "2-And-A-Half Star Wars Out of Five".

• D.P. and Skeeter (aka Frat Aliens) (Patton Oswalt) - Two aliens who have blue-green skin and often seem intoxicated. D.P. keeps mentioning that his father owns an automobile dealership. In the episode "Frat Aliens", where they are first introduced, D.P. admits he does not know his given name. He has claimed that D. P. stands for "Donkey Puncher". They also appeared in the episode "The Last One", where they are both killed and devoured by a female alien; however, they are featured in the 2007 video game Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am.

• Freedom Cobra - A living tattoo of a cobra, Shake got to pick up chicks. It was the tattoo artist cheapest tattoo and had to be "installed" during a lightning storm. It gives its wearer an appetite for human flesh. At first Shake managed to convince him to start off with Meatwad's dog Bobby (which was originally Shake's dog before it started attack him in response to his abuse), but later ending up eating Carl, after Freedom Cobra suggested they eat Meatwad (who Shake didn't want to eat out of fear of getting into trouble). Shake later told Frylock and Meatwad the truth after Frylock discovered Carl's hand. They took Shake to the doctor to get the tattoo surgically removed, but Freedom Cobra forced the doctor to cut off his hands so he and Shake could eat them. He also had the doctor give Shake plastic surgery apparently so no one can tell Shake's sad, after he's done eating them. It appears in the episode "Freedom Cobra". In "Lasagna" it is revealed he is also Carl's doctor (or is simply a local doctor that both Carl & the Aqua Teens go to). In the episode he reveals Carl that all his bones have fused into a single "superbone" and that his condition is the result of his consuming a "bone-restoring milkshake" (which Carl got from a guy he befriended in anger management, after he pushed Carl off the roof of Carl's causing Carl to break every bone in his body) made by "ScamWow". He tells Carl that the milkshake is not medicine but in his typical fashion Carl dismisses him (thinking he knows better). Despite telling Carl not drink the milkshake, the doctor is later seen drinking it (after Carl falls out the hospital window trying to get some of Master Shake's lasagna) and yells to Carl that his milkshake tastes great (and just like his reaction to his hands being cut off in "Freedom Cobra", he is unfazed that his patients fall out the hospital's window (however it is possible that his reaction could be due to having possibly treated Carl in the past for his various injures he has received living next to the Aqua teens and these Carl's fall from the window would be nothing new).

• Gorgatron - A giant mooninte who Ignignokt and Err use as a villain in their video game to seek the "moon master" for protection from him. Only seen in "Moon Master".

• Handbanana (Dave Willis) - A yellow dog Frylock made for Meatwad using a software called Make Your Own Dog 2.0. Although nice and friendly to everyone else he "mindlinks" with Carl and rapes him repeatedly throughout the episode. Handbanana was made from radioactive waste and Shake's hand and has a close resemblance to a banana, hence how he got his name. He has a non-speaking cameo in "One Hundred". He also appears in the Aqua Unit Patrol Squad-1 intro, as a leather jacket wearing thug fighting with Frylock.

• Happy Time Harry (David Cross) - A mean, cynical and depressed doll Frylock bought him for Meatwad due to his low price, only $3.99. His bad attitude affects all the Aqua Teens especially Meatwad who after trying to play with him, adopts his cynical demeanor. Happy Time Harry suffers from alcoholism, Cirrhosis of the liver, and a pill addiction. He is also suicidal and when threatened by Master Shake and Frylock, begs them to put him out of his misery. He has a receding hairline and wears only a pair of boxers and little red dancing shoes. He has a retractable knife in place of his missing hand, which he claims his father gave him. He was thrown of a cliff by Master Shake at the end of "Dumber Dolls" but was later killed by Frylock in "The Last One".

• Hoppy Bunny (Scott Adsit) - A furry who wears a large pink bunny head with a crown on it. When Carl's new recorder started taking control of him, Hoppy Bunny ordered Carl to put on an elfish garb and play the recorder for the amusement of him and his fellow furries. In his day job, he's a surgeon.

• Inflatable Hitler (Bill Hader) - Adolf Hitler in the form of a balloon, the result of an attempt to smuggle his Nazi Memorabilia in a balloon placed in his rectum, the balloon's pop killing him and fusing his soul into it. Frylock worked for him for a brief time, somewhat unaware of his identity, until he found out that Hitler planned to get rid of Jews with an army Ayran Ballons (armed with the biological weapon Frylock designed to target Jews that he was having Frylock develop). Frylock and Master Shake try to pass off ballons filled with Shake's farts as the bio-weapon Frylock developed, but Hitler discovers their deception (having converted Meatwad to the Jewish faith in order to test the weapon out on him) and unleases his balloon army on them, however Frylock defeats them easily by popping them with the sharp end of his fry. Hitler then tells his origin story before the Aqua Teens manage to convince him to stop hating the Jews when he found out Adam Sandler (along several celebrities he liked) is a Jew, causing him to accept the Jews, even hugging Jewish Meatwad. However, he is popped and killed by Frylock when he redirects his hatred from the Jews to gay people. His only appearance on the show was in "Der Inflatable Fuhrer".

• Insane-O-Flex - A transforming exercise machine created by Walter Melon. In the feature film, Carl sits in it when it is still in the form of a normal exercise machine. After Carl sits down, the machine transforms into a monster that straps Carl to it, and forces him to do an innumerable amount of reps, leaving Carl with a gigantic, chiseled body. The Insane-o-flex creates havoc throughout the whole town. However its one weakness is horrible music through which it cannot "feel" rhythm. Master Shake destroys the Insane-o-flex by playing a horribly mediocre song called "Nude Love" from his new album. The Insane-o-flex is probably a girl, because it lays eggs. First appeared in the movie.

• Love Mummy (Tom Clarke) - A mummy who demands expensive goods and threatens the Aqua Teens with a curse if they fail to comply. Eventually, Frylock discovers that the "curse" is simply a tactic to manipulate the Aqua Teens to do his bidding, and simply throws him out with the garbage. The Love Mummy also appears as a "piece of junk" in later episodes. His crown hat turns the lower half of anyone who wears it into a snake tail, as it did to Carl.

• Marcula (Matt Maiellaro) - the landlord of the Aqua Teens and Carl. He is a vampire. In the first couple of episodes of season five, Marcula had demons kidnap the Aqua Teens, because he refused to fix a gas leak, so they refused to pay for October's rent. In those episodes Carl received new neighbors that irritated Carl, and, in the same breath, overjoyed Marcula. Marcula also has the power to mutate living things by biting them. Marcula was eventually killed by Carl with a bottle of garlic champagne in the episode "Couples Skate" exclaiming "Open wide, jackass!". He was 4040 years old. In the very next episode (Reedickyoulus), Frylock said "Finally, I keep telling and telling our landlord" even though Marcula was dead at the time. Somehow Marcula survived, because he shows up in a season 8 episode in which he and a bunch of bats have a virus that affects Carl, but not Shake.

• Merle (Andy Merrill) and Flargon (Scott Hilley) - Two leprechauns (plus one more named Dingle) who trick people by sending spam emails to go to the park and stay in the rainbow, but in reality, they steal their valuables. They use a rainbow machine which they stole from Dr. Weird. The leader is dim-witted, while his partner is slightly more intelligent. The gender of the extra one is unknown and all he says are "Feet" and "No Feet". They were killed trying to reach the Moon in "The Last One" in an accident that also destroys the trees.

• Mothmonsterman (H. Jon Benjamin) - A moth created by Dr. Weird. He is infatuated with Master Shake's signal, and stalked the Aqua Teens with the hope that Master Shake would switch the signal back on. He looks like a giant moth. He wears brown pants and black shoes. He also appeared in "The Last One".

• One Hundred (Robert Smigel) - Only appeared in the 100th episode special, "One Hundred", is a giant, mutant yellow 100, that destroyed the Aqua Teens house and thus following them into the old Scooby Doo cartoon parody threatening to rape Shakes girlfriend.

• The POD (Bill Hader) - A live pod. He kept trying to replicate Shake, but Frylock stopped him every time. He's a big fan of the Chickenfoot band. In the end the POD replicated Carl and Chickenfoot. His only appearance on the show was "IAMaPod".

• Randy the Astonishing (Dave Willis) - A yellow creature that is the prince of Jupiter. Shake sold Meatwad to Randy's circus which becomes a flop when Shake does his act. He later shows up in "The Last One" getting controlled by a spore, and getting a wig from a clown head.

• Romulox (Todd Barry) - A yuppie that Shake accused of stealing his PDA, which actually belonged to Romulox. He appears in the episodes "PDA" and "The Last One".

• Rubberman (Don Kennedy) - (also known as Lance Potter or Lance: the Duck made from Used Condoms) Appearing in the episode "Rubberman," Frylock created him out of the used condoms and needles left outside Carl's house by crackwhores, and intended to use him as a duck-shaped mascot to promote safe sex. Instead, Meatwad uses Carl's lamp to bring him to life á la Frosty the Snowman, at which point they go on a crime spree. Eventually he got killed by Frylock with a flamethrower.

• The Trees - Talking trees that tried to prove that Shake and Carl were guilty for dumping waste into the forest. The Tree Judge is voiced by Dave Willis, while the Stenographer is voiced by Matt Maiellaro and the others are voiced by Jay Edwards, Jim Fortier, Ned Hastings, Nick Ingkatanuwat and Vishal Roney, while their Court-Appointed Shrub Lawyer assigned to the Aqua Teens is voiced by Dana Snyder. They were set on fire in "The Last One".

• Turkatron (Matt Maiellaro) - A robotic turkey who was under the impression that he was actually the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future, but he's actually a malfunctioning toy turkey, and there are hundreds of him. He also likes to start stories with "In the year of 9595....".

• Walter Melon (Chris Kattan) - The father of the Aqua Teens. He wanted to use their saved income to build an exercise gym. He knew his plan would fail when he found out that they all live in the same house, which they rent. He is the creator of the Insane-o-flex and he produced three best-selling exercise videos which caused him to lose his job. First appeared in the movie. Not to be confused with the titular main character from the short-lived animated series of the same name that ran on ABC Family Channel, formally known as Fox Family Channel.

• Wayne "The Brain" McClain (Seth MacFarlane) - A super smart alien that likes to play trivia with the Aqua Teens. He always wins the games. He admits he does it all to be cool and prove he is better. He wears grass on his head to cover his huge brain.

• Willie Nelson (Tom Scharpling) - An onion with spider legs who lives in the Aqua Teens attic. At first Shake thought he was not scary so he tried to teach Willie to be scarier, until he learned that Willie kills people. He first appeared in "The Shaving". He also appears in "One Hundred" and in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters when the roof is torn off by the Insane-O-Flex. Willie was named after the real-life country musician.

• The Voice (Isaac Hayes III) - A deep, menacing voice that tries to make people eat the "Broodwich", an evil sandwich that is made of only the most evil ingredients. The Voice threatens anyone of their doom should they finish eating the Broodwich. Later appeared in "The Last One".