Notable Sketches From Season 7-10
| Sketch | Appearances from Season(s) | Information & Plot | Starring |
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| Know Your Stars | Seasons 7-10 | A sketch that gave facts and info about a cast member or special guest. The sketch involved a random voice that made a mockery of individual cast members or guest stars with embarrassing, wacky, funny, but untrue facts. An example of this is: "Britney Spears, hasn't brushed her teeth in 6 months." Almost all of them complain about this, with the exception of Kyle Rostensen (Drake Bell's character from the The Amanda Show) when he agrees with everything the voice says and Pickle Boy who just tilts his head. This short sketch would appear during every episode. Brian Peck provided the voiceovers of the sketch. On Season 7-8 the announcer usually said only 3 facts but on Season 9-10 he was more annoying and bullying with the cast member/special guests for example trying to hit Christina Kirkman with a rock twice and hypnotizing Kyle Sullivan. | Various Cast Members (1 episode each) |
| Bridget's Slumber Party | Seasons 7-9 | A sketch that featured three girls who were constantly having a slumber party-Bridget (Chelsea), a boy-crazed teen, Gail (Giovonnie), a sunny, happy individual, and Claudia (Lisa), a frightening goth. Strange things would often happen during the slumber party, usually due to Claudia's magic. Claudia would suggest doing a disgusting thing and Bridget would say "do |
Chelsea Brummet as Bridget Giovonnie Samuels as Gail Lisa Foiles as Claudia |
| A Poem by Claudia | Season 10 | After Giovonnie's departure, comes the spin-off of Bridget's Slumber Party, the character of Claudia (Foiles) was retained in a small sketch, during which Claudia would read a poem to children, alternating cute and horrifying lines until delivering the final line in a demonic voice. This would scare all the children home, all except Claudia. | Lisa Foiles as Claudia |
| Rowdy Fans | Seasons 8-9 | Featured two rowdy fans (Shane and Jack) who were loud and bothersome. The pair often intruded in places that rowdy fans were unnecessary, such as on a date or in an operating room. They would yell, cheer, scream, make signs, and do the "butt-quake", annoying everyone they came in contact with. | Shane Lyons Jack DeSena |
| Harry Bladder | Seasons 7-8 | A spoof of Harry Potter. In it, Harry Bladder (Kyle), ReRon (Bryan), and Herhiney (Lisa) would attend magic class, usually potions with Professor Chafe, whose legs were badly chafed, causing him to be unnecessarily mean. The students often encountered the mischief-making Sacco (Shane). Many sketches including brewing potions that did silly things, like enlarge students' behinds, give males large breasts, or change people into bras. In one episode, Kenan Thompson appeared as Headmaster Pimpell (based on his old character that is a spoof off Albus Dumbledore) where his grotesque pimple turned out to be the head of Lord Moldyshorts. | Kyle Sullivan as Harry Bladder |
| Crazy Cab Driver | Seasons 7-8 | Starred Bryan Hearne as Zigfried, an incompetent taxi cab driver who would pick up various people. He would often sing "OL-LAY", annoy the passengers while driving, and call angry drivers "KUMQUAT!". One memorable sketch would be when the passengers were Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara reprising their roles as the Spy Kids. The passengers would never get to their destination and would fall out of the cab at the end of the sketch. | Bryan Hearne as Zigfried |
| Thelma Stump: Oldest Bodyguard in the Business | Seasons 8-9 | Featured Jamie Lynn's infamous character, Thelma Stump. Despite claiming to be a bodyguard, she was actually a security guard for the backstage of All That. She was extremely old, and loved to sit in her rocking chair and knit while singing "Ain't No Sunshine". She was large and lumpy, and also had an immense love of bacon ("Bacon goooood"). The sketches often featured a person, such as the musical guest or guest star, trying to pass Thelma. She would demand that the individual show her the backstage pass, which he or she rarely ever had. She would take their bacon where applicable, then usually beat them up until the person ran away. In one episode, Thelma Stump harasses a likeness of U.S president George W. Bush. In another, she meets Jamie Lynn's actual sister Britney Spears. | Jamie Lynn Spears as Thelma Stump |
| The Tilt-A-Hurl | Seasons 7, 9 | Featured Ernie (Kyle), an intern at an amusement park. His job was to run a roller coaster called "The Tilt-A-Hurl", which was famous for making people vomit profusely. Anyone who rode the Tilt-A-Hurl had usually eaten some huge amount of food just before riding, such as a troop of Girl Scouts who had eaten s'mores or the hot-dog eating champion of the world. Before the people would throw up, Ernie or another character featured in the skit would say "Here comes the loopy-de-loop", and the throwing up would begin. Ernie constantly tried to move out of the way of the inevitable vomit, but always failed. | Kyle Sullivan as Ernie |
| Sugar and Coffee | Seasons 7-10 | Featured Buzz (Kyle) and Kaffy (Lisa), who were hosts of a show called "Sugar and Coffee". As the title suggests, the pair was extremely hyperactive, as they constantly ate pure sugar and drank massive amounts of coffee. They would force their guests to do the same thing from giant orbs of sugar and coffee attached to the ceiling, which usually led to overactivity in the worst way. In the final series, they left their usual talk show set, and interrupted proceedings in such places as a school or hospital. Their catchphrase was "lower those orbs!" This was the first full-length sketch to feature the new cast, and was the most frequently used through their four seasons. This was used in the 10th anniversary. | Kyle Sullivan as Buzz Lisa Foiles as Kaffy |
| ChitChat | Seasons 7-9 | A sketch that featured Stacy Chit (Giovonnie), host of her own late-night show "where the chat hits the fan!" Stacy always booked exciting guests, including pro skater Tony Hawk. Unfortunately, the guest would never do anything exciting, and often told long, boring stories (in the case of Tony Hawk, he wanted to discuss the joy of knitting). During those boring stories, Stacy would do something distracting to the guest, interrupting his/her story. When Stacy got tired of the guest, she would scream "BORING!" and press a button on her desk. The guest's chair would then eject them, sending him or her flying out the window. In one memorable sketch, after Stacey launched someone, she went to sit down...unintentionally falling on the floor when trying to sit on her chair and causing everyone on set to laugh uncontrollably, including Giovonnie herself. | Giovonnie Samuels as Stacy Chit |
| The Unreal World | Seasons 8-9 | A parody of MTV's The Real World that featured monsters such as:
This sketch was voted as the greatest in All That history on the 10th Anniversary Reunion Special. |
Various Cast Members |
| Randy Quench, Volunteer Fireman | Seasons 8-10 | Randy Quench (Jack) was a deranged volunteer fireman (purported to frequently forget his medication) who interrupts various scenarios to extinguish relatively benign fires. Normally, he comes into action when any one of the characters in the sketch say the word "fire" in any kind of way (i.e. "throwing some burgers on the ol' fire," said by Kyle Sullivan). Therefore, he would wreak havoc around the place putting out anything related to fire including candles, barbecues, sparklers, or even a movie screen showing a burning building. He eventually uses a large hose to douse the entire cast and extras, often gives Chelsea's character mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and has the catch-cry "Here comes me" as he swings into action. This was used in the 10th anniversary. | Jack DeSena as Randy Quench |
| American Idiot | Season 9 | A parody of American Idol, featuring Kyle as Brian Peefest, Giovonnie as Mandy Snackson, Chelsea as Polly Baboon, and Jack as Slimon Bowel. Remaining cast-members would perform acts of idiocy on stage, and the judges would respond in the same manner as their real-life counterparts. | Kyle Sullivan as Bryan Peefest Giovonnie Samuels as Mandy Snackson Chelsea Brummet as Polly Baboon Jack DeSena as Slimon Bowel |
| Sneaky Camera with Vance LaFoon | Season 9 | A one-time only sketch that featured Kyle Sullivan as Vance LaFoon, "master of practical jokes." In the sketch, Vance planned to hide inside a garbage can in order to surprise people by jumping out at them, à la Candid Camera. Unfortunately, when Vance climbed inside the garbage can, a large car ran over it, causing him to collapse. | Kyle Sullivan as Vance LaFoon |
| Comin' at Ya | Season 7 | A sketch in which a rotating pair of cast members would shoot a combination of 3 substances at the camera. | Every cast member of Season 7 except Chelsea Brummet |
| Connect the Zits | Season 7-8 | A sketch that featured Giovannie, who would play "connect the zits" on an older man's back. | Giovonnie Samuels as herself |
| Rate the Pain | Seasons 7-8 | A sketch that featured a random cast member and an older man who would have some horrible pain inflicted on himself. Some sketches included him watching an old lady undress, dropping a crab down his pants, and even having a piano falling on him from the ceiling. Every painful occurrence caused him to scream horribly, until he would deliver the pain's rating on a one to ten scale in a deadpan voice. The most frequent score was six. The only event that ever scored a perfect ten was the old lady in a bikini. | Various Cast Members |
| Story Time With The Osbournes | Season 8-9 | A sketch where Ozzy Osbourne (played by Jack DeSena) would read a story to his family. Ozzy would always start out with "Once upon a time..." but somehow Sharon (Chelsea), Jack (Kyle), and Kelly (Lisa) would start a loud argument in reference to the story, therefore muting Ozzy's storytelling. At the end of the sketch, Ozzy would interrupt the argument and continue with "...And they all lived happily ever after; The End". | Jack DeSena as Ozzy Osbourne |
| Advice from the Old Lady in Shane's Mouth | Seasons 8-9 | Featured series creator Dan Schneider as an elderly woman who lived in Shane's mouth. She would give random advice, with the final piece always being, "DON'T LIVE IN A MOUTH!" | Shane Lyons as Himself Dan Schneider as Old Lady in Shane's Mouth. |
| Bucket Man | Seasons 8 | A sketch that starred Shane as Bucket Man, a superhero. A bucket of radioactive waste had been dumped onto his head, granting him amazing superpowers. Unfortunately, the bucket was permanently stuck over his face making Bucket Man unable to see anything. He would try to save the day, but always ended up running around blindly and destroying everything. | Shane Lyons as Bucket Man |
| Trashin' Fashion | Seasons 8-9 | Starred Lisa Foiles and Jamie Lynn Spears as Carlee and Marlee, two girls with a "passion for trashin' fashion!" The two would report live from various high school related events, such as a dance or a party. Carlee and Marlee would walk around the room and mock everyone's clothing choices but their own. Kyle would sometimes appear as the special "Nerd Correspondent." One notable sketch featured Carlee and Marlee making fun of police officers in too-small uniforms! This was used at the party in the green room at the 10th anniversary. | Jamie Lynn Spears as Carlee Lisa Foiles as Marlee |
| Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald | Seasons 7-9 | Featured Lisa and a puppet named Oswald, controlled by Dan Schneider. Lisa would announce a vocabulary word, and Oswald would use it in a sentence. Oswald's sentences will always be extremely rude and offensive to Lisa; for example, when the word was "income", the sentence was, "I was having a good time, then income your ugly face!" | Lisa Foiles as herself |
| Wake-Up Scene | Seasons 7-9 | Featured a random cast member, waking up in their room, turning off the alarm clock and opening the blinds and finding the special/musical guest facing them or a random object such as a rabbit, they'd always scream and run away and the special/musical guest was always telling them to stop screaming and to come back, or the random object would continue doing what it was doing. | Various Cast Members |
| The Rougenecks | Season 9-10 | Featured a hillbilly family who is supposed to talk about a certain topic (which no one understands) so the husband (Jack) suggests they ask Meemaw, but the daughter (Jamie-Lynn) and wife (Lisa) always tells him that she's dead, but he doesn't believe them (or at least is in denial about it) and does something that would make himself think she is still alive, often causing an argument between the husband and wife. At the end of the skit, they fiddle dance. In the final season, after Lyons and Spears left the show, the skit was spun off into Ask Meemaw, where the husband, still not believing that Meemaw is dead, uses Meemaw as a host of a phone-in show.
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Various Cast Members |
| The LAMOS | Season 10 | A team of superheroes that didn't do anything right. They included:
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Various Cast Members |
| Zortogs | Season 10 | An alien family that owns a restaurant on Earth. They usually served meat. But the meat is not made out of regular meat, it is made out of humans. As a running gag, the Earth consumers would assume that anything that goes on in the restaurant is part of an "alien theme". The family is made up of Papa Zortog (Jack DeSena), Jessiquat Zortog (Chelsea Brummet), and their son and daughter Zsa Zsa and Gwok Zortog (Christina Kirkman and Denzel Whitaker respectively). | Jack DeSena as Papa Zortog Chelsea Brummet as Jessiquat Zortog Christina Kirkman as Zsa Zsa Zortog Denzel Whitaker as Gwok Zortog |
| 2 Gether 4 Ever | Seasosn 9-10 | A sketch about a boy and a girl that like each other, and give tips on how to be "the perfect couple". Heather Darling (Lisa Foiles) is the head cheerleader and Brad Dashman (Jack DeSena) is a jock and her boyfriend. Heather and Brad would often make weird kissing noises in between the discussion. At the end of the sketch, they would argue. Then Heather would yell "INCOMING", and beat up Brad. Shane Lyons occasionally appeared as Cupid. In Season 10, When Shane departed, the role was taken over by Denzel Whitaker (this replacement was mentioned by Denzel as Cupid when he told off Brad and Heather: "I've been stuck, listening to your stupid arguments and your weird kissing noises! I don't like it, and I didn't like it two years ago when I was a tall, white guy!"). In another episode, Cupid treated Brad and Heather like jerks and morons, and Brad and Heather yelled "INCOMING", and beat up Cupid. | Jack DeSena as Brad Dashman Lisa Foiles as Heather Darling Shane Lyons as Cupid (Season 9) Denzel Whitaker as Cupid (Season 10) |
| Sunshine Sally | Season 9 | A sketch where a doll named Sunshine Sally (Christina Kirkman) would try to scare kids away for their parents. Also in the end of the skit, she would tell the parents "So go get the tacos!". | Christina Kirkman as Sunshine Sally |
| Percy Flavin | Seasons 7-10 | Percy Flavin (Jack DeSena) was a nerd who constantly blabbers about something important. He hosted a cooking show with Buford Rougeneck. In later seasons, he hosted an arts and crafts show with his sister Poncy (Christina Kirkman) as they sky dived, which would end with them crashing though a building before finishing the project. | Jack DeSena as a Nerd |
| T.R. Yell | Seasons 7-9 | A spoof on MTV's TRL with Jack DeSena as Carson Daly, who was always annoyed by the obnoxious, screaming fans behind him, and always yelled at them to be quiet, often never succeeding. The sketch mainly revolved around young pop star sensation, "Lil' Fetus" (played by Bryan Hearne), who is so young that he hasn't even been born yet, and was only visible with the use of a sonograph. The sketch featured Lil' Fetus's pregnant mother, who was also his manager. (Seasons 7-8) Later, after Brian's departure, Lil' Fetus was replaced by Christina Kirkman as younger pop sensation "Lil' Embryo". | Jack DeSena as Carson Daly |
| Jeff Bester: Safety Tester | Season 10 | Starred Denzel as a TV host, who would have guests demonstrate whether a product is "safe" or "unsafe". Jeff Bester would always deem the harmless product "unsafe" by using the product inappropriately and therefore, injuring the guest. One moment included filling a backpack with snakes and putting it over a man's (Kyle Sullivan) head. Jeff Bester would then say, "Jeff Bester deems this (item) UNSAFE!", punch a table, and scream like a buzzer. | Denzel Whitaker as Jeff Bester |
| Kareena Jones | Season 10 | Kareena Jones (Kianna Underwood) is a negligent bus driver who calls the kids "babies/baby" while she drove the bus recklessly. In another episode, she picked up Percy Flavin (Jack DeSena), Poncy Flavin (Christina Kirkman), and Abbey Rhodes (Chelsea Brummet) while driving the bus. Kareena Jones would often forget to watch the road, mengle with the kids, and at one time let her friend, Mr. Artichoke Head (a doll with an artichoke for a head) drive the bus. Kareena Jones also appeared in some public service announcements, talking about her life, and frequently squirting invading security guards with pepper cheese. | Kianna Underwood as Kareena Jones |
| Driving Test | Season 9 | A sketch in which a different cast member would take his driving test, but the driving instructor Mrs. Fishtail (Giovonnie Samuels) would often make it harder for the student to avoid driving recklessly. | Giovonnie Samuels as Mrs. Fistail |
| Jim Tasty | Season 10 | A sketch that starred Ryan Coleman as a boy who everyone thought smelled delicious to a point where they would try to eat him. | Ryan Coleman as Jim Tasty |
| Toy ER | Season 7 | A sketch where doctors operate on people's toys. | Various Cast Members |
| Max and Mr. Flopples | Season 8 | A children's show spoof, featuring Max (Kyle Sullivan) the friendly host and his unenthusiastic rabbit friend Mr. Flopples (Bryan). | Kyle Sullivan as Max Bryan as Mr. Flopples |
| Pickle Boy | Seasons 7-8 | A silent man who carried around a large plate of pickles and always nodded his head. | N/A |
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