Imperial Leather Shaving

Famous quotes containing the words imperial, leather and/or shaving:

    The imperial votaress passed on,
    In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
    William Shakespeare (1564–1616)

    I was the horse and the rider,
    and the leather I slapped to his rump

    spanked my own behind.
    May Swenson (1919–1995)

    Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
    —A.E. (Alfred Edward)