Episodes
| Episode | Title | Released |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | "It's Not Easy Making Imaginary New Friends" | 2 May 2008 |
| 1.2 | "The Dirtier Isn't Always the Better" | 9 May 2008 |
| 1.3 | "Where Were You When Eden Got Drunk and Puked All Over Me And Lizzie?" | 16 May 2008 |
| 1.4 | "A New Leper in the Colony" | 23 May 2008 |
| 1.5 | "It's Totally What You think" | 30 May 2008 |
| 1.6 | "Help Dr. James Help You" | 6 June 2008 |
| 1.7 | "A Spiritual Bitch Bath" | 13 June 2008 |
| 1.8 | "Sexy Secret Santa" | 11 July 2008 |
| 1.9 | "Porn Star Priest" | 18 July 2008 |
| 1.10 | "Imaginary Bridezilla" | 25 July 2008 |
| 1.11 | "Only Crazy Girls Quife" | 1 August 2008 |
| 1.12 | "Three Bitches is an Imaginary Crowd (Part I)" | 8 August 2008 |
| 1.13 | "Three Bitches is an Imaginary Crowd (Part II)" | 15 August 2008 |
Episode 1: It's Not Easy Making Imaginary New Friends When her friends are too busy with their boyfriends to hear about Eden's amazing date, Eden (Eden Riegel) creates an imaginary friend named Catherine to listen too her. Unfortunately Catherine doesn't just listen, she talks back. And says things that Eden doesn't want to hear.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Michael Traynor (Waiter Guy)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 2: The Dirtier Isn't Always the Better When Eden's Friend Lizzie (Elizabeth Hendrickson) doesn't invite her to a "couples-only" dinner party, Catherine appears and argues that Lizzie is a terrible friend. Eden creates another imaginary friend, Heather, to defend her.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 3: Where Were You When Eden Got Drunk and Puked All Over Me and Lizzie When Brooke (Brooke Nevin) learns about Eden's imaginary friends she decides to take on the bitches in order to win back her best friend.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 4: A New Leper in the Colony Eden is very excited when she is invited to a singles party, only to learn that real girls can be bitches, too. In this episode we are introduced to Jessalyn (Jessalyn Gilsig), Eden's nemesis.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Jessalyn Gilsig (Jessalyn), Aaron Staton (Bruce), Michael Kass (Ugly Guy)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 5: It's Totally What You Think Eden's friend Connie (Connie Fletcher-Staton) sets her up with a guy from her office, Mark (Greg Rikaart), who has an imaginary life of his own. But the date ends badly when Eden and Mark's imaginary worlds collide.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Greg Rikaart (Mark)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 6: Help Dr. James Help You Eden hopes a session with Brooke's shrink (played by James Kee) will help her with her imaginary problems... but sadly, Dr. Kee seems to have an even weaker grasp on reality than she does.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), James Kee (Dr. Kee)
Written by: Sam Riegel, Andrew Miller
Episode 7: A Spiritual Bitch Bath Eden and Brooke attend a yoga class taught by spiritual guru wanna-be Brittany (Brittany Ishibashi), who just so happens to be the girl who stole Eden's ex-boyfriend. But Brittany learns that payback's a bitch when Catherine and Heather expose her as a fraud.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Brittany Ishibashi (Brittany), Angela Trimbur (Angela), Michael Daniel Cassady (Jason), Megan Hollingshead (Shannon)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 8: Sexy Secret Santa When Brooke finds out that Eden and her imaginary friends are doing Secret Santa in July, she feels guilty for having left Eden out of the girls' "couples-only" gift exchange last Christmas. But when Brooke, Lizzie and Connie crash Eden's imaginary holiday party, the bitches have a plan to make Eden's real friends disappear.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie)
Written by: Bo Price, Andrew Miller
Episode 9: Porn Star Priest Connie introduces Eden to her very sexy priest (played by Charlie Koznik) and hopes that he can "exorcise" her imaginary demons. But his technique is unconventional, and his past downright seedy.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Charlie Koznik (Father Grant)
Written by: Jeff Poliquin
Episode 10: Imaginary Bridezilla Lizzie is depressed after breaking up with her boyfriend, but she finds something better than vodka to ease her sorrow: the wedding of her dreams. Too bad it's all in her head!
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 11: Only Crazy Girls Quife Eden thinks that she has finally met Mr. Right, but when he doesn't call her she turns to the bitches to help her find out why. Turns out he was willing to overlook that quife... Breaking and entering? Not so much.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Sam Page (Riley)
Written by: Kathryn Price, Nichole Millard
Episode 12: Three Bitches is an Imaginary Crowd (Part I) Eden creates a dating profile on Match.com with the help of a new imaginary friend, Jennifer, who, unlike Catherine and Heather, seems to think Eden is perfect just the way she is. But when Jennifer makes sexual advances towards her, Eden wonders if her imagination is telling her she should be playing for the other team... or at least dating them.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie)
Written by: Andrew Miller
Episode 13: Three Bitches is an Imaginary Crowd (Part II) In the season finale Eden decides to go on a date with a sexy lady she meets at the gym. At dinner they flirt, they share deep, dark secrets, things are going great. So what bitch could possibly ruin Eden's first promising date? This time she's not even of the imaginary variety. She's as real as she is bitchy.
Episode Cast: Eden Riegel (Eden), Brooke Nevin (Brooke), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie), Connie Fletcher-Staton (Connie), Chandra West (Chandra), Jessalyn Gilsig (Jessalyn), Billy Aaron Brown (Ben)
Written by: Andrew Miller
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