I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is the fourth single from The Bloodhound Gang's 1996 (re-released in 1998) album One Fierce Beer Coaster. The satirical song is entirely about the belief that girls only like gay men—playing on the stereotype that gay men are often better looking and more sensitive than heterosexual men—and how Jimmy Pop, the band's singer, wishes that he could be a homosexual.