I Hate Myself and Want To Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard

I Hate Myself and Want To Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard is a popular book by Tom Reynolds. It was published in 2005. In this book, Reynolds analyses 52 songs and ranks them in order of what he thinks is the most depressing. The number 1 is "The Christmas Shoes" by Christian rock band NewSong. It received rave reviews by The Sunday Times, NME, Entertainment Weekly and many more. It ranks at #262,686 on the Amazon.com Sales Rank.


The Countdown

52. "Same Old Lang Syne" - Dan Fogelberg

51. "Artificial Flowers" - Bobby Darin

50. "Love Will Tear Us Apart" - Joy Division

49. "Teen Angel" - Mark Dinning

48. "Landslide" - Stevie Nicks

47. "Lucky Man" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer

46. "Captain Jack" - Billy Joel

45. "Indiana Wants Me" - R. Dean Taylor

44. "Sylvia's Mother" - Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

43. "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

42. "In the Year 2525" - Zager and Evans

41. "Send in the Clowns" - Misc. Artists

40. "Without You" - Mariah Carey

39. "It Must Be Him" - Vikki Carr

38. "Alone Again (Naturally)" - Gilbert O'Sullivan

37. "Let Her Cry" - Hootie & the Blowfish

36. "At Seventeen" - Janis Ian

35. "Beth" - Kiss

34. "Goodbye to Love" - The Carpenters

33. "Don't Cry Out Loud" - Melissa Manchester

32. "Mandy" - Barry Manilow

31. "Last Kiss" - J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers

30. "The End" - The Doors

29. "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston

28. "Round Here" - Counting Crows

27. "MacArthur Park" - Richard Harris

26. "In the Air Tonight" - Phil Collins

25. "Sam Stone" - John Prine

24. "My Immortal" - Evanescence

23. "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" - Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand

22. "The River" - Bruce Springsteen

21. "Tell Laura I Love Her" - Ray Peterson

20. "All by Myself" - Celine Dion

19. "Women's Prison" - Loretta Lynn

18. "Prayers for Rain" - The Cure

17. "The Freshmen" - The Verve Pipe

16. "The Rose" - Bette Midler

15. "Maggie's Dream" - Don Williams

14. "Comfortably Numb" - Pink Floyd

13. "Brick" - Ben Folds Five

12. "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" - Kenny Rogers and the First Edition

11. "One" - Metallica

10. "People Who Died" - The Jim Carroll Band

9. "Sister Morphine" - Marianne Faithfull

8. "Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails

7. "Strange Fruit" - Billie Holiday

6. "D.O.A." - Bloodrock

5. "Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks

4. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler

3. "Honey" - Bobby Goldsboro

2. "The Shortest Story" - Harry Chapin

1. "The Christmas Shoes" - NewSong

(Bonus : "Mad World" - Gary Jules)

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