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Stoopid News

In 1991, alongside the release of the album, a promotional CD entitled 'Stoopid News' (Epic ESK 4161) was released featuring 15 soundbites read by Alice, as follows:

1. "Rock N' Roll Bat Belts Hits"
2. "Voodoo Snake Cures Headaches"?
3. "She-Male Werewolf Captured Alive"
4. "Buying Goats To Watch 'Em Faint"
5. "Poop Lady Raking It In"
6. "Bar Serves Human Blood Cocktails"
7. "Russian Men Won't Act In Porn"
8. "Wild Man Raised By Cows"
9. "Outer Space Blobs Eating Our Planes"
10. "Man Paid $3000 For Being Stinky"
11. "Father Shoot At Son Over Monopoly"
12. "Single Man Collects Dirty Diapers"
13. "Woman Beats Self Senseless With Own Hand"
14. "Man Tries To Sell Senseless With Own Hand"
15. "Hubbies Ghost Made Me Pregnant"