Episode List
Filmed on location and at Pinewood Studios England.
Airdate and order is for ITV on the Network DVD
| Episode # | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original airdate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "The Difficult Passenger" | Ralph Levy | T. E. B. Clarke | 18 September 1970 | |
| Mr Barker is a difficult passenger who humiliates and propositions Millie on a flight from London to Berlin and Millie is determined to get even at their overnight hotel. Maggie discovers he is Mystery shopper and vainly attempts to stop Millie. Stars Robert Coote and Jess Conrad. | |||||
| 2 | "Never Put it in Writing" | Ralph Levy | John Muir and Eric Green | 25 September 1970 | |
| When Millie wrongly overhears Mr Beauchamp is going to fire Maggie she writes an insulting letter tendering her own resignation and then has to take desperate measures to recover the letter when Maggie discovers she was mistaken. Stars Arthur Mullard and Angus Lennie. | |||||
| 3 | "Wife Trouble" | Ralph Levy | T. E. B. Clarke | 2 October 1970 | |
| When his fiery Italian wife walks off the plane bound for Nice, her English businessman husband needs a replacement wife to land an important job. To Maggie's horror Millie volunteers, Stars Richard Caldicot, Neil Stacy, Robert Rietti and Dora Reisser. | |||||
| 4 | "Millie's Moveable Feast" | Ralph Levy | R.S. Allen and Harvey Bullock | 9 October 1970 | |
| Millie acts as cook and maid for her next door neighbours' dinner party and to save Millie's job Maggie invites Mr Beauchamp around for a meal but there is only enough food for one party. Stars Polly Adams, Phillip Manikum, and Jess Conrad. | |||||
| 5 | "Hate-In" | Ralph Levy | Pat Dunlop | 16 October 1970 | |
| Millie has been dating, Mr Lemon, a perfect gentleman until he meets Maggie and turns into a lothario much to Millie's chagrin. Millie and Maggie fall out. Guest star Richard Briers | |||||
| 6 | "Home is Where Your Heart Is" | Ralph Levy | Anthony Marriott and Scot Finch | 23 October 1970 | |
| Poor staff scores result in Mr Beecham's new schedules separating Millie to London and Maggie to Liverpool. Millie's uncle Bert's plan to improve their scores gets them fired. Stars Frank Thornton. | |||||
| 7 | "Nobody Sleeps on a Honeymoon" | Ralph Levy | Carl Kleinschmitt | 30 October 1970 | |
| A honeymoon couple on the girls' flight to Rome have nowhere to stay and Millie secretly gives them their hotel room and has to keep Maggie getting any sleep. Stars Nicholas Ball, Margo Andrew, Gordon Rollings, and Damaris Hayman. | |||||
| 8 | "Family Tree" | Ralph Levy | Bernie Rothman | 6 November 1970 | |
| On their first anniversary as work colleagues Millie and Maggie decided to surprise each other. Maggie with a party and Millie presenting Maggie her family tree until Mr Beauchamp points out Maggie's ancestors were axe murderers, stranglers, and poisoners. Guest stars John Sharp, Joan Hickson, and Carmen Munroe. | |||||
| 9 | "Highland Fling" | John Robbins | Torn Brennard and Ray Bottomley | 13 November 1970 | |
| Millie and Maggie unemployed neighbour gets a job in a Scottish castle owned by Lord MacBracken and invites them to visit. Mr Beauchamp invites himself and soon all three discover the castle is haunted. Guest stars Clive Dunn and John Laurie. | |||||
| 10 | "I Too was a Novice" | Peter Duffel | Brad Ashton | 20 November 1970 | |
| Millie and Maggie have a very nervous trainee stewardess on board and they tell her the tale of when Millie was the trainee and Maggie the instructor. Stars George Tovey (as Millie's father), Gay Hamilton, and Hilary Pritchard. | |||||
| 11 | "Russian Roulette, Millie Style" | Ralph Levy | Lew Schwarz | 27 November 1970 | |
| A Russian shot putter gets drunk on Millie's flight and follows her home and is mistaken for a mad bomber. Maggie, Uncle Bert, and Mr Beecham all become involved in trying to prevent an international incident. Guest stars Yuri Borionko, Richard Marner and Sheila Bernette. | |||||
| 12 | "All in a Day's Work" | Ralph Levy | Stan Cutler and Martin Donovan | 4 December 1970 | |
| Millie's uncle is horrified when he reads in the newspaper that his niece is linked with, Burton Phillips, a film star lothario. To prove how dull their job is Millie and Maggie invite Uncle Bert on a flight to Rome only to be invited to one of the film stars notorious parties. Stars Edward Judd and Robert Rietti. | |||||
| 13 | "Hurricane Millie" | Ralph Levy | Sid Dorfman | 11 December 1970 | |
| Maggie likes a young Irish songwriter and on her flight to Nice he leaves a bill for drinks when he decided to treat the other passengers. He leaves the girls an unpublished song as collateral and tries to win the money back at the casino with no success thanks to Millie. Millie and Maggie decide to promote the song on the return flight. Stars Kenneth Cranham, Robert Rietti and Gordon Rollings. Notes to episode: The song "Head in the Clouds" was written by Frank Barber and Jack Fishman. Robert Cawdron plays another character in this episode. | |||||
| 14 | "Sicilian Affair" | John Robbins | John Warren and John Singer | 18 December 1970 | |
| Rudy a friend of the girls is left property in Sicilly and he is sole heir. Maggie and Millie take holiday leave to accompany him to Sicilly and walk into a family vendetta. Guest stars Alexandra Bastedo, Aubrey Morris, David Prowse, Guido Adorni and Roy Evans. | |||||
| 15 | "Witness for the Persecution" | Peter Duffel | Pat Dunlop | 1 January 1971 | |
| Following complaints about Maggie and Millie Mr Beauchamp travels on their flight to Madrid and he ends up in jail when a suspected fraudster switches passports. The girls decide to help the fraudster by leaving Beauchamp in jail but in the end find themselves in the same cell. Guest stars Ferdy Mayne, Bartlett Mullins and Reginald Barratt. | |||||
| 16 | "The Matchmakers" | Ralph Levy | Pat Dunlop, story by Reuben Ship | 21 April 1971 | |
| Uncle Bert has been staying with the girls for a week and is driving them crazy. Mr Beachamp's American cousin, Beatrice Beal, has come to stay with him and causing chaos. The three decide to matchmake and after Beatrice has a makeover and a night out Uncle Bert proposes but regrets it in the morning. Stars Evelyn Keyes. |
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