Episodes
| # | Title | Original airdate | Production code |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | "Premiere" | October 4, 2006 (2006-10-04) | 101 |
| The Freak Squad is sent to the island of Jarbala to find delicious Perry nuts, the President's favorite nuts. Back home, the Hartsdales rebuff a buyout attempt by Freak Mart, the world's largest indoor freak pavilion. | |||
| 02 | "Glaucoma" | October 11, 2006 (2006-10-11) | 102 |
| The Hartsdales, on their way to Vienna to accept an award for their work in the field of glaucoma research, receive a veiled threat from Freak Mart. Concerned, the Freak Squad outsource their mission (rolling back the mileage on the President's Trans Am) and go to Vienna to protect the Hartsdales. | |||
| 03 | "Git to Gitten'" | October 18, 2006 (2006-10-18) | 103 |
| The Freaks perform at a fair with country music superstar Toby Tritt Greenwood. Despite her outspoken liberal stance, the Bearded Clam finds herself falling for the hyper-patriotic singer. When the Freak Squad is ordered to destroy a billboard that slanders the President, will Clam join them on the mission or pursue her love affair? | |||
| 04 | "Separate But Equal" | October 26, 2006 (2006-10-26) | 104 |
| The Freak Squad is sent to New York City to scope out an apartment for the President's friend's cat. On the way, Siamese twins Tuck & Benny get into an argument over the merits of INXS and decide to separate. Will the twins settle their differences in time to save the city after Times Square is suddenly threatened by a family of nuclear tourists? | |||
| 05 | "Elections" | November 2, 2006 (2006-11-02) | 105 |
| The Freak Squad beams up to New Hampshire to take over a mission from Log Cabin Republican, who has become distracted while running a Senate campaign. When "gay dancing" emerges as a wedge issue, Log is forced to choose between his loyalty to the Republican Party and his fondness for gay dancing. | |||
| 06 | "Mohel-Me-Not Part 1" | November 9, 2006 (2006-11-09) | 106 |
| The Hartsdales choose to circumcise Primi while performing in a heavily Jewish community, but does the local rabbi have an ulterior motive? The first part of the two-part series finale. | |||
| 07 | "Mohel-Me-Not Part 2" | November 16, 2006 (2006-11-16) | 107 |
| Having used Primi's foreskin to summon Moshiach, the Jewish messiah, Pat Robertson and the President decide to fight back with their own secret weapon. When Primi exposes their plot and is captured, the Freak Squad must come to his rescue. The conclusion of the two-part series finale. |
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