Faina Ranevskaya - Ranevskaya's Aphorisms

Ranevskaya's Aphorisms

  • Life is a short promenade, just before the eternal sleep.
  • Solitude is a house that has a telephone, but the only ringing comes from the alarm-clock.
  • Life is a sky-dive: out of a cunt, into the grave.
  • Ageing is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.
  • I spent all my life swimming in a toilet-bowl, in the butterfly style.

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