Excuses For Bad Behavior

Excuses for Bad Behavior is a two-part album series by Sandra Bernhard. The first album was released in 1991 while the second was released in 2004.

Read more about Excuses For Bad Behavior:  Part One, Part Two

Famous quotes containing the words excuses, bad and/or behavior:

    “Your letter of excuses has arrived. I receive the letter but do not admit the excuses except in courtesy, as when a man treads on your toes and begs your pardon—the pardon is granted, but the joint aches, especially if there is a corn upon it.”
    —George Gordon Noel Byron (1788–1824)

    “Whether a man hides his bad qualities and vices or confesses them openly, his vanity wants to gain an advantage by it in both cases: just note how subtly he distinguishes between those he will hide his bad qualities from and those he will face honestly and candidly.”
    —Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900)

    “No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”
    —Bill Cosby (b. 1937)