Doctor Who Spoofs - Television - Mock The Week (2007)

Mock The Week (2007)

In the final "Scenes we'd like to see" round, one of the scenes in an episode on 26 July 2007 was, "Unlikely lines to hear in an episode of Doctor Who". The lines given were -

• Frankie Boyle - "Between series I paint the TARDIS red and sell coffee."
• Lauren Laverne - "Yes Doctor, I am your arch-nemesis. You may also recognise me as Giuseppe DiMarco from EastEnders and from my many walk-on parts on Casualty as "Wounded man"."
• Frankie Boyle - "Looks like we've materialised in the 19th century. Oh no, it's Glasgow, 2007."
• Hugh Dennis (in "dull police officer" voice) - "This is not a waste of time. You are a Time Lord. Have you ever given money to the Labour Party?"
• Frankie Boyle - "I'm here to save the Earth, but as a doctor, I won't be working evenings or weekends."
• Russell Howard - "K9, stop humping the toaster!"
• Frankie Boyle - "Welcome to my Dalek poetry reading! This one is called "Daffodils"! "Exterminate Daffodils!""