Episodes
See also: List of South Park episodes| # | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Production code |
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| 49 | 1 | "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" "The Tooth Fairy's Tats" |
Trey Parker | Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Nancy M. Pimental | April 5, 2000 (2000-04-05) | 402 |
| The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy. | ||||||
| 50 | 2 | "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime" |
Trey Parker, Eric Stough | Trey Parker | April 12, 2000 (2000-04-12) | 401 |
| After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime. | ||||||
| 51 | 3 | "Timmy 2000" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | April 19, 2000 (2000-04-19) | 404 |
| All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally retarded student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to break them up. | ||||||
| 52 | 4 | "Quintuplets 2000" "Contorting Quintuplets 2000" "Quintuplets" |
Trey Parker | Trey Parker | April 26, 2000 (2000-04-26) | 403 |
| Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and becomes famous in Eastern Europe. | ||||||
| 53 | 5 | "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" | Eric Stough | Trey Parker | June 21, 2000 (2000-06-21) | 406 |
| Cartman's search for more mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby. | ||||||
| 54 | 6 | "Cherokee Hair Tampons" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | June 28, 2000 (2000-06-28) | 407 |
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Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode. |
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| 55 | 7 | "Chef Goes Nanners" | Trey Parker, Eric Stough | Trey Parker | July 5, 2000 (2000-07-05) | 408 |
| Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. | ||||||
| 56 | 8 | "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | July 12, 2000 (2000-07-12) | 409 |
| Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million. | ||||||
| 57 | 9 | "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" (Part 1) | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | July 19, 2000 (2000-07-19) | 410 |
| Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. | ||||||
| 58 | 10 | "Probably" (Part 2) | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | July 26, 2000 (2000-07-26) | 411 |
| Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between two lovers. | ||||||
| 59 | 11 | "4th Grade" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | November 8, 2000 (2000-11-08) | 412 |
| The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality. | ||||||
| 60 | 12 | "Trapper Keeper" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | November 15, 2000 (2000-11-15) | 413 |
| A man from the future wants Cartman's new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results. | ||||||
| 61 | 13 | "Helen Keller! The Musical" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | November 22, 2000 (2000-11-22) | 414 |
| Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. | ||||||
| 62 | 14 | "Pip" "Great Expectations" |
Eric Stough | Trey Parker | November 29, 2000 (2000-11-29) | 405 |
| A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell (playing "a British person") narrating. | ||||||
| 63 | 15 | "Fat Camp" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | December 6, 2000 (2000-12-06) | 415 |
| Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money. | ||||||
| 64 | 16 | "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" | Trey Parker | Trey Parker | December 13, 2000 (2000-12-13) | 416 |
| The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail claiming they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children. | ||||||
| 65 | 17 | "A Very Crappy Christmas" | Adrien Beard | Trey Parker | December 20, 2000 (2000-12-20) | 417 |
| Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas." |
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