Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook - Notable Quotations

Notable Quotations

  • "I will not buy this record; it is scratched."
  • "I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched."
  • "My hovercraft is full of eels."
  • "Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
  • "You great poof."
  • "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" (a line made famous by Groucho Marx)
  • "I am no longer infected."
  • "You have beautiful thighs" (said to the policeman).
  • "Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!"
  • "The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is here translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum.'"
  • "My nipples explode with delight!"

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