Comedy Store

Famous quotes containing the words comedy and/or store:

    “Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.”
    —George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)

    “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust consume and where thieves break in and steal, but store up for yourselves treasures in heaven...”
    —Bible: New Testament, Matthew 6:19,20.

    Jesus.