Carpe Dementia - Track Listing

Track Listing

1. "Fruit Loops" - 3:01

   Parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins

   A song about breakfast, especially Froot Loops

2. "Insane and the Brain" - 3:44

   Parody of "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill

   A song about Animaniacs stars Pinky and the Brain

   This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album, Fanboys ‘n Da Hood

3. "Baby Got Brak" - 4:20

   Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot

   A song about the cast of Space Ghost Coast to Coast

4. "Bart Simp Sun" - 4:33

   Parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

   A song about Sideshow Bob's obsession with the demise of Bart Simpson

5. "Cornholio" - 1:47

   Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio

   A song about Cornholio, the hyperactive alter-ego of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-head

   New studio recording for this album

6. "Hill" - 2:59

   Parody of "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers

   A song about the TV show King of the Hill

7. "Kenny Was A Kid From South Park" - 1:39

   Parody of "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" by Primus

   A song about the TV show South Park

8. "Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!)" - 3:09

   Parody of "Macho Man" by the Village People

   A song about professional wrestling, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage in particular

9. "KramerCostanza" - 3:23

   Parody of "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys

   A song about the TV show Seinfeld

10. "Titanic Monday" - 3:00

    Parody of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles

    A song about the movie Titanic

    Lead vocals provided by Amy Sienkowski

11. "Back One Week To The Future" - 2:46

    Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

    A song about the Back to the Future movie trilogy

12. "Rocky Horror" - 4:26

    Parody of "House Of Horrors" by the Insane Clown Posse

    A song about the Rocky Horror Picture Show

13. "Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show" - 4:39

    Parody of "Science Fiction/Double Feature" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

    A song about Mystery Science Theater 3000

    New studio recording for this album

14. "Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto)" - 3:20

    Parody of "Where It's At" by Beck

    A song about the Men In Black series of movies.

15. "You Might Be A Trekkie" - 5:10

    Spoken-word parody of the stand-up comedy piece "You Might Be A Redneck If…" by Jeff Foxworthy

    About the current state of fandom

    Recorded live at Gencon '98 in Milwaukee, WI, on August 8, 1998

16. "What's Up Spock? (Deep Space '99 Remix)" - 4:47

    Parody of "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)" by Fu-Schnickens with Shaquille O'Neal

    A song about the first four live-action Star Trek TV shows

17. "Resistance" - 2:58

    Parody of "The Distance" by Cake

    A song about the events of Star Trek: First Contact

    This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album, Shadows of the Bunghole

18. "Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues" - 2:38

    Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan

    A song about the first trilogy of Star Wars movies

    New studio recording for this album

19. "Bad, Bad Boba Fett" - 3:05

    Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce

    A song centering around Boba Fett from Star Wars

20. "Y.O.D.A." - 3:48

    Parody of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People

    A song about Yoda from Star Wars and the training he gives to Luke Skywalker

    New studio recording for this album

The following tracks are hidden. Tracks 21-26 don't contain much more than the title.

21. Baa!
22. Oh, gee, ya think?
23. Anal!
24. Hey! Hey! Where'n the Hell is the God damn buffet at?
25. Heehahoohuh…
26. Congratulations!
27. "Quite A Man For An 'AL' Fan" - 3:09

    Parody of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring

    A song about being a hard-core fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic