Big Wet Asses

Famous quotes containing the words big, wet and/or asses:

    Whoever is in a hurry, shows that the thing he is about is too big for him.
    Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl Chesterfield (1694–1773)

    As cool as the pale wet leaves of lily-of-the-valley
    Ezra Pound (1885–1972)

    You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.... Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat’s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
    Aldous Huxley (1894–1963)